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| Post-holiday Blowout Sale |
| 12.28.05 (12:12 pm) [edit] |
There is a post-holiday blowout sale at Cafepress. The sale starts today (Dec 28th) and ends January 4, 2006.
Neptune Pirates at Cafepress.com
The sale is:
$5 off Sweatshirts, Tracksuits, and Hoodies (includes Kid Sweatshirts, Raglan Hoodies, and Jr Hoodies)
Coupon Code: BIG5
$4 off Greeting Cards and Wall Calendars
Coupon Code: BIG4
$2 off Ornaments (Round and Oval)
Coupon Code: BIG2
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| The Ultimate Gift |
| 12.27.05 (6:17 pm) [edit] |
I woke up bright and not so early on Christmas morning to find myself covered in red pustules. I got Chicken Pox for Christmas, courtesy of my big brother.
Thanks. It's the gift that keeps on giving, because I am sure I've infected loads of people while I was incubating this baby. So, Dude who caught me when I almost fell slipping on ice, Merry Christmas and enjoy the pox.
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| Letter to Santa |
| 12.19.05 (5:27 pm) [edit] |
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at AE's Office party. It was Mal who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like menstrual fart.
I thought it was funny when I put JoZ's edible panties on my head and danced the macarena on the futon while singing `Dude Looks Like A Lady'. I didn't mean to break AE's vibrator and don't know why AE would accuse me of public urination.
I don't remember calling Rafi's girlfriend a funky pig---even though she looked like one with the puke green eye shadow and baby poo brown lipstick!
And when I threw up on Joolie's husband's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of those sausages.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford Explorer through A-M's outhouse. I don't think that was any reason for Nig to call me a snarky lizard and have me arrested for licking salt off a police officers buttocks while driving!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slutty and sassy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bitchy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and grudgingly yours,
Darwyn (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 21 bucks!
Write your own letter to Santa
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| Just in time for the holidays... |
| 12.09.05 (4:28 pm) [edit] |
If you'd like to support Dangerkitty's Home for Over-Privileged Italian Shoes, please participate by purchasing some of these and other Veronica Mars inspired products which are all available at the Neptune High Pirates Store at the much maligned Cafepress.com. I'm really selling them, huh?
20% of your purchase will go towards the purchase of extremely uncomfortable pointy-toe shoes that will be worn an average of 1.3 times. The rest will be taken by Cafepress.com.
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| Respect my authoritahhh!! |
| 12.05.05 (8:59 pm) [edit] |
Apologies to those who don't watch South Park, but I seriously feel like taking a baton to someone's kneecap.
Don't you hate it when your supervisor undermines your authority? I made a decision that I thought was in the best interest of those under me. They didn't agree, so they went over my head to my superior. My superior, who had agreed with me prior to their complaints, waivered. Once he waivered, they had me. They FARKIN' had me!!!
So now I haven't a leg to stand on. I am now a doormat to be walked on. Do me a favour by not wearing stilettos while you wipe the dog poop you stepped on my torso.
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