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| Self-Pity Party |
| 03.30.06 (5:37 pm) [edit] |
Gate-crashers will be showered with tears.
What do you do when you first discover that you generally suck?
Yeah, I discovered that today. I suck. Really. I do. I kind of had an idea that I might, but I got confirmation today from multiple sources who have no reason to lie. So, it's the general consensus - I suck. Where do I go from here? How do I rise from the suckitude to the sublime?
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| The Great Debate - Bogart or Hanks? |
| 03.25.06 (9:58 am) [edit] |
The idea for this blog came from an article sent to me by JoZ titled "Do Women Want Sensitive or Manly?". The article poses the question: Do we want steely, confident and ballsy Bogart from Casablanca or do we want sensitive, romantic and nurturing Hanks from Sleepless in Seattle?
First off, the question is an unfair one, for several reasons. It's unfair because it assumes men are single-dimensional, one-trick ponies, unable to have both a steely and a sensitive side and the ability to switch between the two when the situation calls for it. It's unfair, because like most women in the post-feminist era, I want it all. I should not have to "settle" for one or the other.
Secondly, the portrayal of men in the media seems to suggest where society would like us to lean. Film plots always reward the often dickish rogue over the mild mannered. Often times, the mild mannered man must find his inner dick in order to succeed. How many movies in the 80's and 90's were based on this premise alone. There's always that scene at the end, where the usually sensitive and unassuming man stands up before everyone and declares his true feelings - his romantic claim on the girl, his anger at the injustice he has suffered in pursuit of her, his willingness to kick the living shiat out of anyone who will stand in his way. Our hearts swell as we watch the underdog challenge the alpha male. So according to pop culture, we all want Bogarts - men who tell it like it is.
That is not to say that we want farking John Wayne, either. Good Lord, no! We don't want to be patronized women-folk in need of a good rescuing, a good spanking and a good rogering. I cried everytime Maureen O'Hara had to give in to the big lug.
We... well, let me speak for myself ... I don't want to be dominated or told what to do. That does not mean that I will not solicit advice about the goings on under the hood of my car. I don't need rescuing. That doesn't mean that I will not lovingly accept acts of chivalry. I don't need someone to constantly ask me what I'm thinking. That doesn't mean that I don't appreciate the concern. I don't need a man to cry while watching The English Patient. That doesn't mean that I won't make him suffer through the 6-hour BBC version of Pride and Prejudice.
All I am saying is that I don't want a man who can easily fall into one of the two categories. Most men don't - which makes me very happy.
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| Movie Review: Just Friends |
| 03.24.06 (2:52 pm) [edit] |
Available to own or rent on DVD
Rating 2.5/5
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Faris
I think Ryan Reynolds has finally hit his stride with films like Van Wilder, Waiting and Just Friends. He should stay away from films like The Amityville Horror and Blade Trinity. Playing the goodlooking but goofy, manipulative lug with a heart of gold is definitely his bread and butter and I never get tired of it (well, not yet). His characters try to put forward a cool facade which inevitably begins to crack in the face of unrequited love.
That is not to say that Reynolds does not cover fresh territory in this film. His pretty-boy image takes a nose-dive as he is transformed into a pimply, retainer-wearing, overweight teenager for sections of the film. He's very believable and you forget that his chiseled physique is lying under pounds of prosthetics and make up. Reynolds' Chris Brander is confused, insecure, out of control and yet you never come to hate him.
Enough about Reynolds. He may dominate the film but he's not the only bright spark. Amy Smart plays Brander's high school best friend, Jamie Palamino, who kept him in the "friend zone" for so long that he now spends his life giving advice on how to avoid said zone. Smart is cute and funny in her own right and not your boring Barbie of a dream girl. She's sweet but not sickly sweet and plays a great straight man to Reynolds' insane and awkward ramblings.
We cannot speak of the insane without mentioning Anna Faris - quite possibly the scariest woman in Hollywood. She plays a Britney Spears type with even less natural talent, if that can be imagined, yet is sought after by everyone including, Reynolds' younger brother, Mike, played by Chris Marquette. She's perfectly vacuous, self-centered and plagued with the insecurity of your typical Hollywood starlet. Some of her scenes are a bit over the top, but her screen time is kept to a minimum.
What I liked the most about Just Friends is that the humour wasn't gross or too obvious (like Van Wilder), and there were many tender moments to which anyone who has ever had feelings for a friend could relate. It's surprisingly good.
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| Question of the ???: |
| 03.23.06 (3:36 pm) [edit] |
This not-so weekly segment replaces "Explain this to me", because, well ... just because! It's my blog, damn it! Anyway, please feel free to be longwinded.
Question of the Day:
If you were being put to death the next day and you were allowed to choose your method of execution what would you choose?
Here are some of my suggestions:
- Inspired by Monty Python - I would choose to be chased through the streets of the city by Viggo Mortenson, Clive Owen, Hugh Laurie, Wentworth Miller, Eric Bana ... and a whole gang of hotties (all completely naked) and then carried by them to the edge of a cliff, where I would be tossed onto the rocks below.
- I would choose to die immediately of a massive coronary while having sex with Hugh Jackman.
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| Figures! |
| 03.23.06 (11:35 am) [edit] |
So there's this super-cheesy guy on American Idol with all the marbles - crappy haircut, whiny falsetto, can't sing for shiat. This means that I'm in love with him, but he's not even worthy of a Boyfriend of the Moment (BotM), because surely as soon as they vote his untalented ass off the show he will be available (to me for a small fee).
Oh, in case you were wondering, I mean Ace Young. Who? Yeah, exactly.
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| My Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment |
| 03.21.06 (3:34 pm) [edit] |
is none of the men that you voted for. I've found someone new. I know, I know - I'm fickle. I'll announce him in another post.
Anyway, in terms of voting, here's how our current nominees stand:
Freddie Mercury - 2 votes
Seth MacFarlane - 3 votes
Wentworth Miller - 2 votes
Eric Bana - 4 votes
So as you can see, it was a very close race. Three cheers, er, four cheers for Eric Bana fans. He is 2006, March 21st, 3:57 pm's Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment.
Eric Bana, thinking of me, naked.
Votes tabulated from Natblog and from "Darwyn Does Dallas" on LiveJournal. Sorry, AE.
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| Movie Review: The Corpse Bride |
| 03.19.06 (2:35 pm) [edit] |
Now available to own and/or rent on DVD
Rating: 2/5
Starring: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Emily Watson
Just like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Corpse Bride represents another Tim Burton Johnny Depp collaboration that fails to deliver despite the immense promise and an exciting premise. It is not the acting nor the directing that ultimately shoots this film in the foot. Its demise lies in the fact that the plot does not take advantage of some really good opportunities and follows predictable and well-trodden avenues.
On the plus side are the whacky characters and musical numbers alongside Depp's earnest and wimpy straightman for all seasons, Victor Van Dort, the unfortunate groom. Tracey Ullman does double duty as Victor's mother and as an over-protective lady-in-waiting and steals many a scene. Christopher Lee makes a brilliant turn as the uptight Pastor Galswells. Also, the visual effects and stop-motion animation is lovely and engaging. And thank goodness! A live-action Corpse Bride would have been far too grotesque.
On the downside is the under-utilization of Emily Watson as Victoria, Victor's bride-to-be. Her character is relegated to the uninteresting and you never quite get why Victor falls in love with her at first sight. Despite a few moments of unbridled hilarity, the film is mostly a big snoozer filled with scenes reminiscent of better films.
Helena Bonham Carter plays the corpse bride herself, and for me there was a total disconnect with her character. She's supposed to be a lonely and sympathetic character but all I could see before me was a selfish kidnapper. Oh well, her character redeems itself predictably in the end.
It's not all bad, but it's no James and the Giant Peach or The Nightmare Before Christmas. It deserved to lose out to Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit at the Oscars. Worth a look, but don't expect genius. You've been warned.
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| Explain this to me: Curling |
| 03.17.06 (3:24 pm) [edit] |
This is another not-so-weekly feature where you the reader get the chance to show your knowledge and improve mine.
So the question of the day: What is the objective of Curling?
I don't get the scoring system. What in God's name is an "end"? I don't get the blue circle with a red inner circle thingie. I don't get the brushes and the brushing. How can someone have "too much ice"? I don't get the screaming. Someone please explain the sport of Curling. My relationship with a certain person depends upon it.
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| Movie Review: Dominion - Prequel to the Exorcist |
| 03.17.06 (12:21 pm) [edit] |
Available to rent and/or own on DVD
Rating: 1/5
Starring: Stellan Skarsgård, Gabriel Mann, Clara Bellar
First, I must explain to you the reason I decided to watch this boring piece of goat tripe. The reason was Rick Warden's total of 45 seconds of screen time. I have taken it as my life's mission to watch every film he is in, no matter the physical, emotional and psychological damage they might cause. That's what you do to show support. That's love, people. Love.
Anyway, back to the abomination that is Paul Schrader's Dominion. To say that it is an improvement to Renny Harlin's shiatty cesspool Exorcist: The Beginning really isn't saying much. The film has some merit. The 1/5 was earned single-handedly by Stellan Skarsgård. Every other actor deserved to go to Hell, including Gabriel Mann as Father Francis, who never knew a line he could not over-deliver. Every scene with him felt like I was stuck in some horrid high school play where the football quarterback had to come in as the male lead's understudy at one-afternoon's notice. Oy vey!
Even the devil/demon was a joke. There was nothing ominous or frightening about him. He floated through the air as harmlessly as a genie let out of its bottle. At least they stuck to the modern day perception of the devil as some androgynous imp.
I have to say that it's a rare film that goes out of it's way to make the British army look like a bunch of pussies. That disgusted me to no end.
Overall, I hated this film. Hated it. Adding to my hatred was the marginalization of Rick's role of Corporal Williams. In order to not have to pay Rick a decent wage for his work, they never had him utter an audible line when it would have made perfect sense for him to do so. He is asked a question point blank on screen and then, just when you think he's about to utter a line, he tilts his head towards his co-star and whispers in his ear. I guess since they blew their entire budget on Cheche's fugly make up, they had to cut back on the number of speaking roles. It's a shiatty thing to do to an actor of Rick's calibre. Very shiatty.
Hated it.
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| I Made Out with an Asshole |
| 03.16.06 (4:00 pm) [edit] |
Well, that title reads more disgusting than I intended, so my sincerest apologies if I offended your sensibilities. In all seriousness, I made out with an asshole - not a literal asshole but someone who deserves a kick in his.
It happened one fine evening not so long ago. I was feeling trapped and weighed down by my life and the ever growing things that I had yet to accomplish, like folding the towels in my linen closet. I needed to breathe and just escape from my suffocating reality of uncomfortable underwear and sub-par television programming. So, I called him, the asshole. No. I didn't call him an asshole. I called the asshole. You know, with a telephone? Yeah, anyway. He said "Come over."
I thought long and hard about it. Heheheh. Sorry, I can't type that with a straight face. He waited patiently at the other end of the line for my response before giving up with "I'll either see you or hear from you." So as soon as he hung up, I showered and headed out to his place as if hoping to get to him before he put the cordless receiver back in its cradle. I almost made it in time. When I arrived at the door, he didn't give me a chance to talk. He just overwhelmed me.
Two hours later, I was lying on my back, looking at the ceiling listening to him snore to the tune of Inna Gadda Da Vida. I was in heaven. I was so happy that I could see little blue and red cartoon birds gathering outside the window. He woke up several times throughout the night to get some lovin' and the morning came quickly. With it came a little more than the usual groaning and grumbling.
So when we parted that morning I figured that this was the beginning of something wonderful. What I didn't expect was to be ignored, mocked, rejected and neglected immediately after. The night came and went like a heroin-induced high. I crashed so fast with the realization that it meant nothing to him - just another night with another girl.
Oh well, it's not the first time and it won't be the last.
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| Secretly Straight Man Seeks Perfect Woman |
| 03.15.06 (12:20 pm) [edit] |
Howdy!!
I am posting this in the hopes of finally finding my friend's soulmate. He's a really caring and sweet person and deserves to be happy. I know that he gets awfully lonely and as a result calls relatives and friends at 5-6am on Saturday mornings and even earlier on week days. He definitely wants companionship but has gotten to the point where he is no longer interested in looking for it. His main complaint is that he will never find a woman as wonderful as his mother and his 7 sisters. Yeah, seven.
Here are some (not so) interesting facts about my friend:
1. He has a 40 lb cosmetic bag filled with moisturizers, buffers and "personal" wipes.
2. 80% of his closet is Dry Clean Only (including some t-shirts)
3. He has all his shoes professionally polished on a weekly basis.
4. Gets a professional manicure fairly often.
5. Spends 45 minutes grooming every morning. As a result, he wakes up very early so he can get through his grooming ritual and not be
late for work.
6. Knows how to apply the perfect amount of cologne - uses cotton swabs and a walk-thru-the-mist technique.
7. Has several large framed autographed photos of Gladys Knight in his living room.
8. Marc Anthony is his favourite contemporary singer.
9. Is 100% straight but wants a woman he can put on a pedestal, which means he needs a woman whose feet don't actually touch the ground.
#9 is the real problem. He cannot find the woman worthy of his pedestal. He wants this absolutely amazing creature to treat like a queen but
no one is worthy in his eyes.
Think you are the one or know anyone who might be?
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| Don't Buy Viagra, Ritalin, Hydrocodone, Methadone. Vicodin |
| 03.11.06 (1:55 pm) [edit] |
Everyday, between the daily 20 administrative emails I receive from colleagues, staff and New Jersey-based "Nigerian" scam artisits, I get about 40 emails telling me about the wonderful world of not-so-prescription prescription drugs.
It's so easy. Just click this link right here and we'll send you a sample of {insert controlled substance of choice}
Give me a break! No, seriously. If I really wanted vicodin so badly that I would purchase it from an anonymous online source, I'd sooner break my leg and head to the hospital where I could get some samples free of charge courtesy of socialized medicine. Now I have to put up with this crap on tblog!
Also, I received 3 times in one day an email with the subject "how to cover your girlfriend in cum". How on earth did that make it through the network filters? I find myself wasting precious time at work deleting these emails which sometimes come in inconspicuous little packages. When the filters miss the really obvious ones it just makes my life harder.
Also, La Senza, please stop sending me flyers in the mail with half-naked women on the cover. I am not going to join your stupid mail-order hosiery club. Okay?
You all suck big donkey balls!
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| Here they are! |
| 03.08.06 (3:06 pm) [edit] |
The nominees are in the the Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment (UBotM).
The nominees are:
Freddie Mercury
Bio
Dead: The ultimate in unavailability
Openly gay.
Oh so pretty.
Talented lead singer of Queen.
Nominated by: DeathByGlitter
Fave thing about Freddie: "Bohemian Rhapsody" was the anthem for my high school days. Who hasn't done the choreographed head banging from Wayne's World?
Seth MacFarlane
Bio
Talented creator of The Family Guy. I (heart) Brian!!!
Also wrote for Johnny Bravo.
Cute as a baby's bottom
Availability unknown
Nominated by: Aesav
Fave thing about Seth: Survived high school despite having "Woodbury" as his middlename. No, seriously.
Wentworth Miller
Bio
Beautiful.
Availability Unknown
Talented actor on the break out series (hee hee) Prison Break.
Is of Black, Jamaican, English, German, French, Dutch, Syrian and Lebanese descents.
Nominated by: Yours Truly
Fave thing about Wentworth: When he steel-blues his eyes into the camera with such intensity that the lens fogs up. No, seriously, it happened that one time and it had nothing to do with watching TV in a sauna. Not one bit.
Eric Bana
Bio
Crotch of the Month - November 2004
Married to a healthy spouse who is unlikely to die within the next year
Made Brad Pitt look like a lil princess in Troy
Nominated by: anybody with eyes
Fave thing about Eric: Has wicked sense of humour and never takes himself too seriously. You'll never see this Aussie throwing phones at hotel clerks.
Pick your winner by leaving a comment. The winner will be announced March 20th, 2006. Thanks for participating.
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| Movie Review: Waiting ... |
| 03.07.06 (2:52 pm) [edit] |
Available on DVD
Rating: ©©½
Starring: Justin Long, Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris and Chi McBride
I know what you're thinking - a movie starring Ryan Reynolds ("Van Wilder") and Anna Faris ("Scary Movie") can't be all that great. Well, you're right. It's not great, but it's good. It's good, funny, witty and endearing. Also, Reynolds and Faris may have key roles but they are not the lead characters of the film. They are part of a quirky but lovable ensemble who are blessed with great chemistry and comedic timing.
The film is set at the aptly named family restaurant "Shenanigans". Make no mistake, this film irreverently mocks the cheesiness of chain restaurants like Bennigans, Chilis, and Olive Garden. Reynolds et al are all employees - waiters, chefs, busboys and hostesses - stuck in a thankless, low paying job. They find ways to get through the day while taking stock of their lives. If this film teaches you anything about life, it teaches you not to fuck with the people that prepare your food. No, seriously, don't do it.
Would you piss on the surgeon before he cuts you open? No. Do you short change the babysitter? No. Do you bite the dentist? Well, okay, but that was reflex.
Here is what I learned:
Lesson #1: Tipping
At minimum, you should tip 10%, even when service is crappy. Reasonable service should be rewarded with 15-20%. If service was exceptional, no less than 20%. Also, don't tip more than the amount of the bill unless you have a damned good reason other than sympathy. The waitstaff don't need your condescending bullshiat.
Lesson #2: Complaints
Never make the waitstaff feel incompetent. Never humiliate them. Never sneer at them. Never act holier than thou. If there is a problem with the food, for Pete's sake, pretend it's all your fault and in a subservient voice ask for assistance. Don't yell or ask "What is wrong with you people?" If you must ask to speak with the manager, wait until after the meal has been served, the bill paid and you are on your way out of the restaurant WITH NO INTENTION OF EVER RETURNING.
Lesson #3: Timing
Eat, pay, tip and get the fark out of there. Don't spend an hour sitting at the table chatting. There are other people waiting to eat and others waiting to get off their double shift. Don't show up five minutes before closing and proclaim "Ah, we made it!" No you didn't. You just unmade it.
"Waiting..." is a hysterical film and definitely worth a look. After watching, you may never want to eat in a restaurant again. Then again, you might just learn to be a better customer.
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| My Oscar Picks |
| 03.05.06 (11:41 am) [edit] |
Below are my wishes and picks for tonight's ceremony.
My Ballot
Best Picture:
Nominees: Brokeback Mountain, Good Night and Good
Luck, Capote, Crash, Munich
My wish: Brokeback Mountain
My pick: Brokeback Mountain
Best Director:
Nominees: George Clooney, Paul Haggis, Ang Lee,
Bennett Miller, Steven Spielberg
My wish: Ang Lee
My pick: Paul Haggis
Best Actress:
Nominees:Judi Dench, Felicity Huffman, Keira
Knightley, Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon
My wish: Reese Witherspoon
My pick: Felicity Huffman
Best Actor:
Nominees: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Terence Howard,
Heath Ledger, Jaoquin Phoenix, David Strathairn
My wish: Terence Howard
My pick: Philip Seymour Hoffman
Best Supporting Actress:
Nominees: Amy Adams, Catherine Keener, Frances
McDormund, Rachel Weicz, Michelle Williams
My wish: Michelle Williams
My pick: Catherine Keener
Best Supporting Actor:
Nominees: George Clooney, Matt Dillon, Paul Giamati,
Jake Gyllenhaal, William Hurt
My wish: Paul Giamati
My pick: George Clooney
Best Original Screenplay:
Nominees: Crash, Good Night and Good Luck, Match
Point, The Squid and the Whale, Syriana
My wish: The Squid and the Whale
My pick: Crash
Best Adapted Screenplay:
Nominees: Brokeback Mountain, Capote, The Constant
Gardener, A History of Violence, Munich
My wish: Brokeback Mountain
My pick: Brokeback Mountain
Best Song:
Nominees: "It's Hard out there for a Pimp" (Hustle &
Flow - Cedric Coleman, Paul Beauregard), "In the Deep"
(Crash - Michael Becker, Kathleen York), "Travelin'
Thru" (Transamerica - Dolly Parton)
My wish: "It's Hard out there for a Pimp"
My pick: "Travelin' Thru"
Best Original Score:
Nominees: Brokeback Mountain, The Constant Gardener,
Memoirs of a Geisha, Munich, Pride & Prejudice
My wish: Munich
My pick: Brokeback Mountain
Best Animated Film:
Nominees: Corpse Bride, Hauru no ugoku shiro, Wallace
& Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
My wish: Corpse Bride
My pick: Wallace & Gromit
Best Foreign-Language Film:
Nominees: La Bestia nel cuore, Joyeux Noël, Paradise
Now, Sophie Scholl - Die letzten Tage, Tsotsi
My wish: Paradise Now
My pick: Paradise Now
Best Art Direction:
Nominees: Good Night and Good Luck, Harry Potter and
the Goblet of Fire, King Kong, Memoirs of a Geisha,
Pride & Prejudice
My wish: King Kong
My pick: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Best Costume Design:
Nominees: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Memoirs
of a Geisha, Mrs. Henderson Presents, Pride and
Prejudice, Walk the Line
My wish: Pride and Prejudice
My pick: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Best Cinematography:
Nominees: Batman Begins, Brokeback Mountain, Good
Night and Good Luck, Memoirs of a Geisha, The New
World
My wish: Batman Begins
My pick: Brokeback Mountain
Best Editing:
Nominees: Cinderella Man, The Constant Gardener,
Crash, Munich, Walk the Line
My wish: Munich
My pick: Walk the Line
Stay tuned for my best and worst dressed list and a review of Jon Stewart's performance. Personally, I think he could be the best host ever so expectations are high. Sky high!
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| Charmed No More |
| 03.04.06 (12:18 pm) [edit] |
They say all good things come to an end. Bad things come to an end too, unfortunately later rather than sooner. The latter is definitely the case for the WB's supernatural series "Charmed", which stopped charming audiences long before Shannon Doherty threw another hissy-fit and left the show in 2001. It's shockingly bad - bad acting, bad directing, bad writing, bad wardrobe and special effects that would make Ed Wood cringe.
What's even more shocking is that despite the dramatic decline in quality and ratings, the show has limped on for eight seasons. Then again, this show is on the same network as the craptastic "7th Heaven". It was announced that the show featuring the Halliwell sisters- Skanky (Rose McGowan), Skankier (Alyssa Milano) and Snotty (Holly Marie Combs)- would not be making the jump to the new CW when UPN and the WB merge in September. I'm really liking this merger thing so far.
I hope both networks will continue to cut the crap from their schedules. By the way, why haven't they announced a third season for Veronica Mars, yet?
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| Reminder! |
| 03.03.06 (12:48 pm) [edit] |
Monday night's deadline will be here soon. Submit your nominees for Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment (UBotM - pronounced "you bottom"). See the post below for details.
So far we have Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy) and Freddie Mercury (Queen).
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| And the nominees are ... |
| 03.01.06 (9:36 am) [edit] |
Natblog is now accepting nominations for the Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment (UBotM). Remember that the average BotM must satisfy certain criteria to be eligible. The UBotM must have these qualities in spades.
The BotM must be well known and either:
a) Dead
b) Gay
c) Married to a healthy spouse who is unlikely to drop dead in the next 6 months
d) Too pretty that standing beside him would be utterly intolerable
e) All of the above.
Yes, I recognize that "all of the above" may be highly improbable but you never know when you'll be graced by perfection. The central criteria here is the BotM's unavailability. So if you know someone who satisfies two or more of these and is utterly, completely and unequivocally unavailable and would like them featured as the UBotM, please leave a comment with a link. Remember to include your nominee's throwdown score as well as how they match up with the above criteria.
The top nominees will be announced on Oscar Night, March 6th, 2006. Why Boyfriend of the Moment? Because a month, week, day or hour is just too long for this fickle heart of mine.
This moment in Boyfriend history is brought to you by:
The first of two sequels to The Curse of the Black Crotch. Set for release in theater seats this summer.
Image courtesy of Dr.Crotch - Your source for Crotch Graphics since 2005.
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