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Dog Owner's Tax Exemption
03.28.04 (1:23 pm)   [edit]
It's tax season and some of you have waited until the very last minute to file your returns. Tsk tsk tsk. You may not be aware of all the new changes in the tax law. Here's one little known exemption.

390-S Tax Exemption for Pooper-Scooper Dog Owners
Do you own one or more dogs? Do you walk them in public places so they can get down to business? Does your city or state have a public ordinance that requires you to scoop the poop? Then if you are a legal US resident living in the states bordering Hawaii with a droopy eye and a third nipple you could qualify for Tax Exemption 390-S. This tax exemption is geared towards individuals who have incurred expenses and emotional trauma from having to pick up after their dogs. All you will need is to present proof of residency and fill out Form 838-DOODOO. Then take this form and a poop specimen and mail it to your Senator or House Representative and get him to certify that it is indeed a shame that you have to scoop the poop and that it indeed stinks. Your Congressman must rate the stench of the poop on a 10-point scale for the IRS to determine the size of your exemption. Please do not feed your dog stinky food in order to receive a larger exemption. The IRS will be sending out their field agents to a random sample (10%) of the individuals who file this exemption to audit your dog food and poop. Those found abusing the tax exemption will be forced to walk their neighbors dogs for a period not to exceed 6 months.
 


posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (10:54 am)

Ah...if only. I am always scooping poop. I have even tried to trick the dogs and waited until *after* they pooped before taking them on a walk and they still managed to poop on the walk. I wonder if they save some up "just in case" ;)



posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (3:50 pm)

They should put bushes everywhere for the dogs to use as toilets.

I drew that picture of you .sorry.....





posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (3:50 pm)

ever so sorry



posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (3:54 pm)

i tried my best



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (6:34 pm)

I'm speechless....wow! :)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (6:34 pm)

Reply to: crapXpix
Um...it's...it's...different. um...thanks.



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post date: 03.28.04 (7:23 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:23 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:23 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:23 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:23 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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post date: 03.28.04 (7:24 pm)

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posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (7:42 pm)

...in all honest, it's probably one of Crapix's best. :o)



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (7:42 pm)

Or, "honesty" even... ::sigh::



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.28.04 (7:48 pm)

Reply to: pmonkey
I'm sorry, but I'm blocking you from making comments on my blog. I didn't find this funny.



posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (1:48 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
It may not be a good drawing but i put a lot of love into it



posted by: gfak40 (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (5:06 am)

I wanna be the IRS dude who goes out to do the random field samples!!! Man, I bet chicks would *dig* that when I tell them what I do at parties!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (7:33 am)

Reply to: crapXpix
I know. Thanks so much :)

I feel honored.



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (9:13 am)

LMAO! Do you have to provide evidence of said doodoo?



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (10:17 am)

Reply to: JennsAbsent
Yes, send it to your Congressman.



posted by: J (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (10:39 am)

Reply to: crapXpix
lol hey draw a pic of me now!



posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 03.29.04 (1:17 pm)

Reply to: J
give me a couple of days and i'll do it :~}

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