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Indecision 2004
03.30.04 (3:15 pm)   [edit]
Tired of the same old politicians - rich jerks from Yale? Looking to support someone who is honest....honest enough to tell you to your face that his sole purpose in life is to line his pockets with gold dubloons? Honest enough to tell you that he's a womanizer and heavy drinker? Are you looking to support a candidate who is in touch with his feminine side - a little too in touch?

Look no further than Jack Sparrow! Ahem, I mean Captain Jack Sparrow!


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JACK 2004
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Jack criticizes the current administration:

"Quit blowing holes in my ship...the ship that is America...with your bleedin' weapons of mass destruction!"

Jack asks President Bush "Where's the rum, you scallywagg?!!!"

"Under my leadership America will be the finest ship in these here seas!! There will be gold and precious stones for every man, woman and child. Those who cause trouble will be made to walk the plank - no questions asked! Due process? What's that? So you land-lubbers beware!"

Jack responds to the accusation that he has a drinking problem:

"I have no problem with the drink. I'll drink rum. I'll drink gin. I'll drink wine. I'll drink whisky. I'll drink water, but there's no fun to be had in that. If you're buying, I'm drinking."
 


posted by: twelveshots (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (12:28 pm)

:p



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (12:39 pm)

good idea. I'll get Mal to make one.



posted by: therealspartacus007 (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (12:50 pm)

Lol. "America will be the finest ship in these here seas!!"



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (12:51 pm)

Can I play Monica in this administration?

:D



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (1:29 pm)

Reply to: JennsAbsent
You'll have plenty of competition for that er...internship position. Just watch out for the First Lady. Mal is a jealous woman! Hehehe.



posted by: DarkMood (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (1:39 pm)

LMAO I like his campaign platform. Either vote or walk the plank.
Great blog



posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (2:06 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty


Oooh, I want to have no part of "the woman scorned scenario"..

I'll wait my turn. ;)



posted by: Anukis (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (5:38 pm)

that pictures interesting O.o... :D



posted by: RedTigress (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (7:22 pm)

HAHA! OMFG! That's so great!!! :D



posted by: Mal (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (7:23 pm)

Reply to: JennsAbsent

Wait your turn? Not gonna happen, hee, find your OWN pirate girl! ;)




posted by: Nasya (reply)
post date: 03.30.04 (7:36 pm)

Haha sweet. Johnny Depp is really hott lol. He'll totally win!



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 03.31.04 (5:29 am)

LOL! A great blog. I'd sooner pitch my lot with Captain Jack than the clowns on show today. Ayeee ma maties ;)



posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 03.31.04 (6:17 am)

Hilarious!



posted by: J (reply)
post date: 03.31.04 (7:59 am)

::screams:: THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!! oh no you didnt!!! ::screams:: i love pirates of the c and and i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove johnny! ::sighs::



posted by: juniperflux (reply)
post date: 03.31.04 (11:57 am)

He's got my vote. :)



posted by: Rasta (reply)
post date: 04.03.04 (1:37 pm)

Hey may, but johnny depp wont. You'll never see him with an american flag...lol

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