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| Spam Email from My Beloved Cousin |
| 04.21.04 (2:10 pm) [edit] |
I get these everyday. Sometimes my family members will send me 12 of these a day and sometimes I get the same one from 12 different relatives who are too lazy to check the "sent to" box on the emails they recieve. The email below was first sent to me by my uncle who sent it to my brother and I, then my brother sent it to me and my cousins, then both my cousins forwarded it to me and their mother. This morning I opened up my inbox to find that their mother had sent it to me and her other child, my cousin, who sent it to me 5 minutes ago. So if you count it up, I've recieved this email 6 times in the last 8 hours. UGH!!!!
Now I'll pass it along to you. Vicious cycle...I realize the only way to avoid recieving this email again is to forward it to everyone in my address book so they will no without a shadow of a doubt I GOT THIS BLEEDIN' MESSAGE ALREADY!!!
Message:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
4 The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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posted by: DRAMA (reply)
post date: 04.21.04 (11:23 am)
You've got a point there.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 04.21.04 (12:04 pm)
Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Howdy!
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 04.21.04 (4:03 pm)
I just had to share that with someone!
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 04.23.04 (9:16 am)
Reply to: rosietulips
Well, I'm glad to be of service. :-)
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