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Give me rum or give me death!!!
04.26.04 (12:31 pm)   [edit]
Captain Jack Sparrow screamed his campaign battle cry from atop the mast of the Black Pearl where the National Pirate Party Convention was being held over the weekend. Despite the release of the scandalous video and photos last week, Captain Jack received the Party's nomination easily. In his acceptance speech he remarked on the uncanny resemblance between President Bush and the late Captain Barbosa. "They were both cursed."


Yo Ho Ho! A Pirate's Life for Me!
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The theme at the convention was a pirate's paradise. The alcohol flowed freely as ample-bossomed wenches handed out pints of ale and rum to convention attendees dressed in their best and brightest pirate regalia. Sword fights broke out on numerous occasions, and one man lost his peg-leg in a bet. Captain Jack looked as shiny and handsome as ever with his new gold and diamond encrusted porcelain veneers. Rumor has it that the Captain spent a whopping 30 Spanish gold dubloons on his extensive dental work to get ready for the campaign.

On the last night of the convention, Captain Jack announced to the surprise of no one, that Will Turner was to be his running-mate. Mr. Turner then ascended the mast to chants of "Billy Bland Bottom! We don't need no Billy Bland Bottom!" Angered by the crowd's disrespect for his friend, Captain Jack silenced the crowd by peeing on their heads and in their mugs of ale. He then said, "The boy may be bland and boring but he'll make a heck of a pirate when I'm finished with him!" The crowd cheered in approval.

The Captain spent the rest of the night drinking and chasing the afore mentioned wenches and singing pirate songs until his voice went at about 2am. Captain Jack plans to spend 500 Spanish dubloons on tv commercials between now and November.


Under our leadership, America will be the first and finest ship on the High Seas!
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