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I'm still not dead...
05.05.04 (5:11 pm)   [edit]
...but I will be if I don't get this paper done on time.


Here is a letter I have been meaning to send:

Dear British Entertainment Industry Insider,
I have a few questions that you might be able to answer.

1. Is Martin Freeman from The Office and Love Actually dead without a funeral (i.e. is he all but legally married to his girlfriend and thus should be considered dead to me)?

2. Is Martine McCutcheon from Love Actually considered fat by British Film Industry standards? If so I think I might take up my cousin's offer to loan me her tape worm for a few months.

3. Why is Robson Green so f**king popular? The man looks like his head got squeezed too much on it's way down the birth canal. Plus his acting is so over the top. I've seen less drama on East-Enders.

4. Is Coupling Series Four going to suck uber-ass now that Richard Coyle is no longer in the cast? I like, sorry, I love Jack Davenport but Steve isn't funny if he's not playing the straight man to Jeff's insanity.

And finally,

5. How on earth did Trini and Susannah (BBC's What Not To Wear) manage to get knocked-up at the same time? I mean one pregnancy between them is enough to call Rome to report a miracle, but two? Shocking.


 


posted by: crapXpix (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (1:09 am)

Martine McCutcheon is not fat,
neither are you my dearest Nat.
most women these days are too thin
they barely have a single chin.
show off your curves,its how a woman should be
lets live in a world thats diet free.

(i got up too early)



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (8:34 am)

1. Like all men, without or without a ring on his finger.... he's fair game if you want him!
2. Martine is what we refer to as an 'English rose'... shapely and curvy in all the right places. Definitely NOT fat!
3. I've wondered that too!
4. The jury's out.... not a great fan of coupling anyways!
5. Who gives a tiddlywink anyway? They both suck!!




posted by: J (reply)
post date: 05.06.04 (1:50 pm)

lol @ "dead without a funderal"

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