Blog For Free!
Archives
Home
2007 April
2007 January
2006 December
2006 November
2006 October
2006 September
2006 August
2006 July
2006 June
2006 May
2006 April
2006 March
2006 February
2006 January
2005 December
2005 November
2005 October
2005 September
2005 August
2005 July
2005 June
2005 May
2005 April
2005 March
2005 February
2005 January
2004 November
2004 October
2004 September
2004 August
2004 July
2004 June
2004 May
2004 April
2004 March
2004 February
2004 January
2003 December
2003 November
My Links
Bobby Joe
Daft and Demented
AESav - AE's new home
Joolieblog II
Krazedone's Blog
Irishred (aka ApplesnOranges)
Andaloo
Sillygrrl
Crap Pix - Really
Briggsy
Anagamesx's Blog
Susan of Pudlin and the "Puds"
Fotocali on tblog
Fark all day - you know you want to
Lynne (aka ThingsIKnow)
Big Doral
Mark's Life
Flaring and her Fish that were once Fry
Ladyblog
Tenkin - not to be forgotten
Hhunter's Blog
The Original Natblog
Nattoons's Blog
tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images
Sponsored
Blog
|
| The Blogs of Our Lives |
| 05.10.04 (6:43 pm) [edit] |
Like sands through the hour glass, so are the blogs of our lives...
Last time on Natblog...our unworthy heroine found herself in quite a predicament - should she or shouldn't she have Eric Bana's love-child if the opportunity presented itself? It was a difficult decision. Mr. Bana (Black Hawk Down, Hulk, Troy) is a happily married father of two. However, Mr. Bana is also sex-on-legs. In the end, Nat decided to go with her conscience rather than her hormones and the world is now a safer place for it. Should she have reproduced with Mr. Bana they would have produced a child of global-killer contradictions.
Meanwhile in a town far far away, Joolie found herself over-worked and under-appreciated at work. It wasn't enough that they made her completely knackered from lifting boxes but they refused to honor the clause in her contract that requires them to deliver one naked Damian Lewis to her front door whenever Munky Boy is off playing with the choo choos. For this reason and this reason alone, Joolie may have to consider alternative employment. I mean, what kind of heartless people does she work for?
Also in this same town far far away, A-M and Nig were eagerly anticipating the opening of Van Helsing a rare film that provides eye-candy for both sexes (Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale. Meanwhile, Loki was caught stealing food from Valhalla's plate. To get her revenge the clever ginger kitty ripped up a cushion and framed big brother Loki for the crime. More on this at 11pm.
Far East of Natville, Mal, campaign advisor for the Captain Jack Sparrow 2004 campaign, had to deal with yet another scandal. It was discovered that Keith Richards had indeed fathered Captain Jack after a brief but unforgettable encounter with Peppy LePeu. Rumors had been swirling about Jack's paternity since he threw his hat into the Presidential campaign but now Richards has publicly admitted to having a relationship with the overtly amorous and species-confused pole cat. Apparently, Richards had gotten drunk after a gig and fell into a barrel of black paint, stumbled onto a football field where a white stripe was painted on his back by the grounds crew who were equally pissed and bumped into LePeu on a park bench. 9 months later a dread-locked baby with eye-liner, ear-piercings and gold teeth was born.
Finally, AE ranted on about her undying disgust for a certain overly-hyped actor who isn't Tom Cruise. Her main cause of disgust was the disproportionate size of the actors head to his body and no, I am not talking about Bill Mahr or Jay Leno or George Lopez or Jon Favreau or Renee Zellwegger or...I guess Hollywood is not short on big-headed actors.
|
|
|
| |
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (3:53 pm)
HA HA
posted by: x0br0ken0x (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (4:01 pm)
hmmmmmm
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (4:13 pm)
Conscience over hormones is a good thing. Then again, Eric Bana never did anything for me. It's probably my hormones.
posted by: JenaRathbun (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (4:59 pm)
I am trying to get on the featured blog list...PLEASE vote for me!
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (5:50 pm)
Reply to: mblog
I tend not to go for the Brad Pitts and the Tom Cruises nor the Russell Crowes. My tastes are bit off-center.
posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 05.10.04 (5:57 pm)
Yes we have seen it:) Hoping to catch you at some point to discuss it:) In other news Valhalla spent most of sunday morning pinning Loki by the throat to the floor lol lol lol
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 05.11.04 (5:57 am)
Ahhhh Eric Bana, a girl could drown in those limpid pools you know.......Joolie xxx
|
Ayn Rant: AESav.net
Daft and Demented: Mal Uncensored
Captain Jack Sparrow
Shop DangerKitty on Zazzle.com
|
