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05.12.04 (12:49 pm)   [edit]
Spam is more than just the canned meat of choice in England during World War II. Spam is the bain of my internet existence. Die Spam! Die! Someone please tell Matthew Lesko that I do not need to refinance my mortgage.

Here's another example of a spam email that has bounced around to me several times in the last 4+ years from well-meaning friends and relatives.

This email's history: First sent to me in March of 2000 by my Dad (which is why I remember). Received it again in Fall of 2000, then again in Spring 2001 from the same frickin' person (which is why I remember). Later when I wrote her an email asking not to be spammed in the future, our friendship ended and I have not heard from her since. Then a year past until my Mom got hold of it and sent it to my Aunt and I. My Aunt passed it on to my Uncle and I. I received it yet again from my Uncle later that week. Since then I have received it from my Godfather and my ex-boyfriend. For the record, this infraction is not the reason why he is my ex. There were other infractions which I shall not mention today. For now, let's just say that he does not look good in a skirt.

And now for the email that could not be denied:


If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won't survive the week.

If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.


If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.


If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this world.



If you have money in the bank,
in your wallet, and spare change
in a dish someplace, you are among
the top 8% of the world's wealthy.



If you hold up your head with a smile
on your face and are truly thankful,
you are blessed because the majority can,
but most do not.


If you can read this message,
you are more blessed than over
two billion people in the world
that cannot read anything at all.


You are so blessed in ways
you may never even know.


Now if you have never received this email from a friend or relative then you are one of the blessed 2% of the internet population.

 


posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (10:17 am)

Matthew Lesko....now he would make a great guest blogger on my page!!!!!



posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (10:17 am)

Matthew Lesko....now he would make a great guest blogger on my page!!!!!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:00 am)

Reply to: irishred
Yeah...and that is worth saying twice.

Hope you're having a great day.

Nat xxxx



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:09 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
LOL!!



posted by: Shark99 (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:11 am)

I've never eaten real spam, but I know I don't like the internet variety :)



posted by: adinaloki (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:19 am)

I too have never eaten spam... but i have recieved similar emails to this one grrr *screams into a pillow*

Love your blog :) xxx



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:36 am)

Reply to: adinaloki
Thanks! I love your blog too!

Nat xxxxx



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (12:45 pm)

Dont forget the great spam scetch by monty python



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (12:51 pm)

Reply to: kwurk
I love that one!! I was actually thinking about that as I was typing this up. Graham Chapman in drag is always funny.



posted by: Mallita (reply)
post date: 05.12.04 (11:35 pm)

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, LOVELY SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAAAM!!!!!! lovely spaaam, wonderful SPAAAM! spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam............



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 05.13.04 (8:41 am)

I've never had this too! Missing you sweetie, grrr broadband......Joolie xxx

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