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05.17.04 (2:04 pm)   [edit]
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Why Men Are Just Happier People -

What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood-all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier
 


posted by: ThEuNkNoWnGiRl (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (11:18 am)

omg that is so funny lol vote for kre8ivemom for featured blog!!



posted by: Lillith (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (11:19 am)

That's good stuff... The world is your urinal...lol!




posted by: Shark99 (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:40 pm)

It's good to be a man indeed!



posted by: fotocali (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:41 pm)

Damn right! Now, the corollary to this is: complaining that men have those things but women don't is just so many reasons why women are UNhappy, but certainly CAN be (if they just adopt (most of) these things. I mean c'mon: how many pair of shoes ARE necessary? "Icky" bathrooms? Stop being so prissy and squat! Not invited? Hallelujah, now you can stay home with us and watch TV!

Yeah, that "world is your urinal" thing sure *is* a great benefit. Ahhhh..



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.17.04 (1:48 pm)

Reply to: fotocali
You need 10 pairs minimum



posted by: Euphoria (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (7:30 pm)

That couldnt be any more true, in any way shape or form. I knew I liked being a woman for a reason, but now, i forgot why. HEY WAIT, THEY FORGOT ONE; men orgasm way quicker, and can fall asleep right after! no questions asked!

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