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| Eric Bana and Sean Bean Interview |
| 05.18.04 (12:52 pm) [edit] |
After enjoying a few rounds of shots at this popular Irish pub on 6th Street, I headed for the restroom to splash some water on my face and to relieve my bladder which had been screaming at me for at least 45 minutes. On my way back from the ladies' room, I bumped into 2 men standing in line infront of the men's room. At first I was shocked that there was a line for the men's room. I mean that never happens. Women will queue up for 4 blocks to get to the restroom but the line for the guys is either unfairly short or the guys just find some space in the alley out back (as was said earlier - the world is their urinal). Then I recognized the two men. Sean Bean was leaning against the wall, his eyes glazed over and he had an impossibly wide grin on his face. Leaning on his shoulder, looking like he was about to pass out was Eric Bana, drunk as a skunk but still incredibly adorable. I told them the ladies' room was uncharacteristically empty, so if they couldn't wait to hurl, they could sneak in. Sean muttered something that sounded like a "thank you" in my direction and Eric lifted his head ever so slightly to look at me. I decided to take the opportunity to ask a few questions and may be get a phone number. They continued to mumble but they might as well have been speaking Latin. Here's what I asked them and the jist of what I think they were trying to say in Latin.
Nat Hi guys. Can I get some honest answers to some honest questions? Sean In Vino Veritas Translation: People say what they really mean when they are drunk Nat Cool. So what are you guys celebrating tonight? Eric Magister Mundi sum! Translation: I am the Master of the Universe! ( Eric raised his hands and then slumped back onto Sean's shoulder) Nat Yes you are. You are my Mr. Universe. Mmm mmm mmm mmm. (I wiped some drool from the corner of my mouth) Sean Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. Translation: That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. Eric Quo signo nata es? Translation: What's your sign? Nat Libra. Can I buy you two drinks? Sean Corripe Cervisiam! Translation: Seize the beer! Nat Awesome. Eric Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam. Translation: I'll have a light beer. Nat Anything else? Eric How about a threesome? Nat Oh my God! Now you can speak English. Sean Illiud Latine dici non potest! (Sean laughed diabolically) Translation: You can't say that in Latin! (At this point Eric grabbed his crotch) Eric Exegi monumentum aere perennius. Translation: I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze (Both men erupted in laughter. Even I could not help but smile) Sean Qui tacet consentit Translation: Silence implies consent Eric vademecum! Translation: Go with me! (Eric grabbed my arm and nodded towards the exit) Nat Sorry guys, I can't. As much as I'd love to, I'm hear with some friends, plus I've got a thing for this guy in Wales. You understand, don't you? Eric Te precor dulcissime supplex! Translation: Pretty please with a cherry on top! Sean Wales? Fac me cocleario vomere! Translation: Wales? Gag me with a spoon! Nat Hey, there's no need to get rude. Please don't take it personally. Eric Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. Translation: If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.
With that, I left the pub immediately and headed home looking over my shoulder constantly and looking out for well-hidden catapults. You never know.
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posted by: ;~} (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (1:53 pm)
ver poer sun des fl atrd
you turn down beans and bananas for leek stew. I hope you like heavy seasoning.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (7:24 pm)
Reply to: Kwurk
;~}
I like spicy food.
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