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Open Letter
05.18.04 (1:04 pm)   [edit]
Dear Mountain Dew Marketing Department,

I am a blogger. A blogger like no other. I blog to readers with discerning (weird) tastes. My brand of humor is sour and heavily caffeinated, just like your product. After a midnight phone call from a concerned relative, I discovered that someone like myself who suffers from random but mainly exercise-induced asthma attacks should always keep a steady supply of Mountain Dew in my refridgerator. After careful study and experimentation with your product I decided to become your unofficial spokesperson. You see, Mountain Dew is now the official softdrink of Natblog.

You're probably wondering what the f**k is Natblog and if this letter has been sent you by an overly medicated lunatic. You would be right on the latter matter. Natblog is my blog - the official blog of the Natster, Little B in the City, The D-Kitty from Yonder, the Desert Rose in Prose....I could go on but I think I have convinced you of my insanity successfully.

I must caution you however from comparing me with the likes of Mr. Wendy, the unofficial and much maligned spokesperson for Wendy's. Mr. Wendy is crap. Mr. Wendy could not inspire a dog to pee on a fire hydrant much less inspire people to buy cheese burgers from Wendy's. I on the other hand, inspire thirst. My dry wit has cracked many a throat. I have left many of my readers thirsting for arsenic pills and rat poison - two ingredients rumored to be in your product.
I hope that I have convinced you that an association with Natblog is not only worthwhile but could be extremely profitable for both of us. So please tell your lawyers that there is no need to have me deported.

Sincerely,
the Natster, Little B in the City, The D-Kitty from Yonder, the Desert Rose in Prose...

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posted by: Euphoria (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (7:26 pm)

Always a funny thing to see someone standing up for a product with such energy as you show here. My fiancee and I are chronic mountain dew drinkers. a study was done last summer, comparing mountain dew to major sources of water throughout our town and those that surround us. Oddly enough, mountain dew scored the best. I guess that tells you something huh? DONT DRINK THE WATER! GREAT BLOG, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!



posted by: WonderFoley (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (7:41 pm)

Hilarious. I don't drink soda anymore, but when I did, I loved the Dew! Lol. Great post. Oh, and does MD really help with asthma?! ;) I would try it, but soda makes my tumbly hurt...and I can't stand the taste of it anymore. :P



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.18.04 (7:53 pm)

Reply to: WonderFoley
They say if you have an athma attack, a heavy dose of caffeine could help to open up your air passages. Mountain Dew has the most about of caffiene of any softdrink.



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 05.19.04 (2:04 am)

my blog is sponsered by snickers, so it may contain nuts.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.21.04 (8:49 am)

Reply to: kwurk
LOL...perfect match as you're a complete nutter.



posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 05.21.04 (11:34 am)

Wow.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.21.04 (1:53 pm)

Reply to: mblog
Wow?



posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (4:18 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty

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