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Microwave Head vs. Monkey on Crack
05.22.04 (1:53 pm)   [edit]
AE and I have always shared similar tastes in men's personalities and physical features. We also share a hatred for Tom Cruise (Joolie hates him too). We both think kwurk (a.k.a. crapXpix) has an awesome sense of humor. However, I have noticed that when it comes to the physical appearances of certain men (Microwave Head and Monkey on Crack, for example) we have seriously diverging opinions. One of us thinks that Microwave Head is dead sexy while the other would rather be dead than have sex with him. Similarly, one of us thinks that Monkey on Crack is adorable while the other thinks he looks sad and has a crappy hair cut. I leave you to discover who thinks what.

Much arguing over the merits of these men has taken place over the last few months since we became aware of their existence. Mind you, both men are happily attached to women who are not us and neither of us thinks that we have a chance in hell of meeting them. Still, the debate continues on an almost a daily basis.

"How can you like that freakish-headed Irish actor?"
"What on earth do you see in that whiny film director?"
"His head is not boxy, it's just impressive."
"He's not that whiny!"
"He sounds nasal!"
"He takes weeks to answer an email!"
"He's f**king Norman Dike!"
"He probably weighs 10 lbs less than you do!" (Ok. No one actually said this, but I know she has thought of it!)

Peace was restored recently by our mutual lust for Eric Bana. See, it just takes one irresistably hot man to remind us of why we became friends in the first place (see Rick Warden). Well as a seemingly wise man once wrote to me "opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one."

Now you be the judges. Who do you love?
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posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (10:59 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
Yes, he does, but what if the world was a cursed place and there was no kwurk?



posted by: juniperflux (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (11:06 am)

I think this just goes to show that only when we combine pieces of different men will we come up with the perfect one...



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (11:08 am)

Reply to: KRAZEDONE
YAYYYY!!!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (11:10 am)

Reply to: juniperflux
I totally agree.



posted by: InYourHead (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (11:13 am)

Monkey. Yes.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (11:19 am)

Reply to: InYourHead
Thanks...oh dear...I fear my friend will think I biased the vote. Oh well. It's my party....



posted by: raindropecho (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (12:01 pm)

Monkey!!



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 05.22.04 (12:51 pm)

lalala, dedede, dada, dedede lalala, dedede, de dum dum, de dade da dum



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 05.24.04 (8:26 am)

MICROWAVE HEAD!! It's an unflattering picture. Try this one on for size! http://www.glenstal.ie/theraven/images/pom04.jpg
~ae



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.24.04 (8:59 am)

Reply to: aesav23
Oh, Ayn, I think it's too late. The jury has already been bought and come in with a "monkey is better" verdict.

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