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05.28.04 (1:48 pm)   [edit]
It's 2 am in the morning and I am trying to sleep. I've been awakened by noises outside my apartment. I look out my window and see my neighbor sitting on the front porch chatting to some guy. "Why is this conversation taking place outside? It's f**king 2 AM!!"

I hear whispering and whimpering. I can't hear much of what is being said but the conversation seems animated and unfriendly. I'm sitting at the edge of my bed now. I stretch. I look at myself in the mirror in the dark. I'm only wearing a tank top and I have rollers in my hair (I've just permed it). I am loathe to go outside and say anything. I figure I'll just wait it out.

I lie down on the bed and place a pillow over my head. The whispering has turned into grunting. Apparently my neighbor has had enough of her boyfriend's excuses. I still don't know what is being said but I make out "It's over" and "You have choices. You always have choices. This is your fault."

At this point, I hate both of them for keeping me awake. I hate them for taking what should be a private conversation outside. I mean, they're frickin' sitting down with their legs up as if they have no intention of this being over anytime soon. I could have understood it if she didn't want him to come in because she was worried about his reaction and her safety, but make it snappy WOMAN!! As I am contemplating sticking my rollered up head outside and saying "Shhhh," I hear blubbering and the cracked voice of a man begging.

"I love you."

"Don't do this."

"I'm sorry."

He's crying now. The guy is frickin' crying and getting louder as he pleads his case. I don't know what he's done wrong. Frankly, I don't care. I hate to hear a grown man cry. I retreat from the front door. This would be the worst moment for me to interject. He would be humiliated and I didn't want to see his face full of fresh tears. I go back to bed and lie down and replace the pillow over my head. There's a lull in the blubbering. Suddenly she screams, "You're still married!"

WHAT THE F**K?! I remind myself this is none of my business but it is my business that these inconsiderate people are keeping me awake. I go to the bathroom to take a leak and upon my return I hear him crying again. He sounds absolutely devastated and she sounds cold and determined. Suddenly I have hope that the conversation is over. "This is it," I think to myself.

Wrong. The garbled arguing goes on for another 15 minutes. I get the grand idea of turning all the lights on in my apartment and I slam my bedroom door. It works. The two retreat to her apartment where I assume that they continued to argue.

I'm woken up again at about 3:15 am when he leaves and slams the front door, shaking the entire building. Assholes.
 


posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 05.29.04 (10:31 am)

You've done it for the last time madam - that is freaking me out big time! I don't know if anyone else has realised that I haven't been online at home for the last 3 weeks (and, yes, I have had the DT's not being able to talk to Nat)! How on earth did you (a) realise that I had my hair permed last week? (b) decide to copy me and have yours done too? I thought I took that webcam out......lol Joolie xxxx Hope to speak to you soon I've missed you sooooo much!



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 05.29.04 (12:45 pm)

bloody inconsiderate neighbours



posted by: Euphoria (reply)
post date: 05.29.04 (3:27 pm)

Damn those people, next time, go out there and start hurling rollers. If nothing else, it would me entertaining.



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (9:00 am)

When I lived in an apt, my bedroom was against my neighbor's kitchen. She had a thing for having sex on the kitchen counter. I know this because I could hear everything. When you're trying to get a few hours of sleep before work, this is rather annoying. Finally, one day, I was in her apartment - brought up the subject of how 'thin' the walls were. She didn't get it. I then asked how her date went the other night. I replied that I heard them cooking something in the kitchen rather early this morning and I winked. The horror in her eyes when she got it. Needless to say, I slept soundly every night following that. ;)



posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 06.01.04 (9:01 am)

Another option to turn the lights on - get a lawn chair, take it into the hallway with a bag of popcorn and a coke and tell them you might as well watch since they are keeping you up.

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