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A Squirt for A Squirt
06.20.05 (9:29 am)   [edit]
Tom Cruise found himself all wet at the UK premiere of War of the Worlds. Apparently I'm not the only one who finds Mr. Cruise a lame joke. I wish more celebrities got hosed at premieres. This could be the start of a lovely trend. Some people would even benefit career-wise from being soaked. How often have I wished that Vin Diesel would walk down the red carpet wearing a completely soaked white t-shirt? Too many times to count.


"Mommy, people no like me."



Anyway, it seems the Cruiser was the target of a really bad practical joke concocted by an over-zealous freelance camera crew. For more details including video footage go here.

I must warn you that there is audio of Cruise sounding like a complete jackass on the video. When asked what he thought about H.G. Wells novel on which his movie was based, Cruise found it difficult to form a coherent sentence. May be alms is right. May be Cruise does have a brain tumor. More than likely he's smoking crack.

Nasty, jerk? LAME! LAME! LAME! Not that I condone violence but I would have respected Tom Cruise more if he'd gone Russell Crowe and beat the guy with his own microphone. Plus, it would have given me more things to laugh and write about.

 


posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (7:58 am)

Tom's not on crack, he's just a dumbass.



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (10:45 am)

He was a complete tosser over this, in other news have you been to the piccys yet? lol



posted by: EvilEye (reply)
post date: 06.20.05 (1:07 pm)

I wonder if it would have been worse if it was a female celebrity. Oh my god my make up!!!! Now people will see how ugly I actually am!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 06.22.05 (12:16 pm)

Boogers.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.22.05 (1:55 pm)

Reply to: BobbyJoe
I saw boogers too, but my Mom always told me it's not polite to point out people's boogers unless they are family.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.22.05 (1:55 pm)

Reply to: EvilEye
Can you imagine if that had happened to Madonna? She would have totally melted.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.22.05 (1:56 pm)

Reply to: Anne-Marie
Roger keeps putting it off. Now it's tomorrow. UGH. I just want to get my baleful!! :(



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 06.23.05 (7:28 am)

Major bummer, tell Rog from me to get his finger out you shouldnt be deprived any longer lol



posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 06.23.05 (11:28 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty

Okay, you lost me there.

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