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posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply) post date: 06.23.05 (10:00 am) And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Crotch of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. ...RIGHT. Say what would you rate Steve then, eh? a 2? posted by: dangerkitty (reply) post date: 06.23.05 (10:16 am) Reply to: dustyjumpwings I gave him an eight... but now I think he should have been a three. posted by: BobbyJoe (reply) post date: 06.23.05 (12:38 pm) You are so unbelieveably weird, you know that? Of course that's why we love you. posted by: dangerkitty (reply) post date: 06.23.05 (1:21 pm) Reply to: BobbyJoe "unbelievably weird"? I thought I was just plain weird. I guess I will have to take your word for it. By the way, what is so wrong about having a dead boyfriend? Loads of people all over the world have dead boyfriends. Anyway, love you too. posted by: BobbyJoe (reply) post date: 06.23.05 (6:49 pm) Reply to: dangerkitty Point taken. posted by: Anne-Marie (reply) post date: 06.24.05 (6:58 am) Steve McQueen remindeds me of a certain ginger haired man lol posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply) post date: 06.24.05 (9:29 am) Hey did you notice how most of BJ's comments lately start out with something of calling you strange or weird, or "unbelievably weird", and end with "Of course that's why we love you."? I'm seeing a pattern here. posted by: dangerkitty (reply) post date: 06.24.05 (10:16 am) Reply to: dustyjumpwings It must be that whole Southern "Bless Your Heart" thing. You know like "Your eyes are too close together, bless your heart." Heh. I'm sure he means well. I give as much as I take from him anyway. posted by: dangerkitty (reply) post date: 06.24.05 (10:16 am) Reply to: Anne-Marie Shhhh!! Joolie might get hyper. posted by: Anne-Marie (reply) post date: 06.24.05 (10:16 pm) Nah, she's cheating on him with McGuyver lol |
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Having a boyfriend of the moment is great. There's no commitment, no chance of an unwanted pregnancy, no smelly feet or gassy eruptions to tolerate, no mother-in-laws, no gross poker buddies, no wrestling for control of the TV remote, no insufferable Xmas shopping (men are so hard to shop for) and, finally, no need to shave regularly. Yeah, that's the best part of not really having a boyfriend - no razor bumps on my legs and sensitive areas. Right...anyway...on to the point of this entry. The ultimate boyfriend of the moment is one who has gone on to greener pastures and can only be remembered with fondness. There's no chance that he'll screw Britney Spears and proposition a 70-year-old actress and drop out of favor. He's just plain dead. Here are the first two inductees into the Natblog Dead Boyfriend Society, a high place of honor for the Boyfriend of the Moment. All BotM should aspire to enter into these hallowed halls when they die.
