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Boyfriend of the Moment
07.06.05 (10:50 pm)   [edit]
Lust is fleeting and in my case especially. One minute I'm glued to the TV screen watching Dead Boyfriend Society inductee Steve McQueen in Papillon and the next minute I'm at the movies drooling over Christian Bale. It's almost impossible to keep a track of who I'm "with" at any given moment in time. I could have changed my mind about this Boyfriend of the Moment by the time I finished writing this post. I doubt it though - such is the magnitude of my current attraction to him. I don't normally find singers or musicians sexy. It's the way they contort their faces as they belt out their songs. There's just no way to be cool when I can see right up their nostrils as they breathe between notes. For this reason I'm not into music videos. Live gigs are awesome because there are no close-ups. This BotM has defied the odds. Even so, he does have the most important attribute needed to make him the perfect Boyfriend of the Moment. He's utterly unavailable. Utterly. Even for a musician, he's not the type to give into groupies and cheat on his wife. Obviously, he's good looking and talented and that goes a long way in earning my interest but unavailability is the key. If he's available, it means that we could meet and six months later I may want to kill him for drinking milk straight from the carton. With Chris Martin of Coldplay, I doubt I will ever have that problem.





Chris is smart, socially conscious and not a publicity-monger. He knows how to quietly get his point across without jumping on couches or flipping people off. His propensity to be a gentleman does not bode well for his Throw Down score. While I'm sure Mr. Martin has great technique, he does not come across as one who would force the issue. So I grudgingly give him a score of 42.

For those who are unfamiliar:
The Throw Down Scale measures the time I imagine it would take for the BotM to rip my shirt off, unhook my bra and throw me down on the bed (ranging from 0 to 90 seconds, because some of my bras open at the front). As a point of comparison, at the beginning of his Bond days, Sean Connery would have rated a 5. Today, he would probably require the full 90 seconds, viagra notwithstanding.

Previous BotM: Christian Bale

 


posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (8:19 am)

Hon, you can keep Chris Martin although I agree that he has got beautiful blue eyes. Did you know he comes from Exeter? As for Christian, nope, not sharing at all......Joolie xxx



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (8:19 am)

PS. Still cheating on Damo with Cousin Ricky...... Joolie xxx



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (9:56 am)

Reply to: Joolie
Yes, A-M told me about Exeter.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (9:57 am)

Reply to: Joolie
Wow, Cousin Ricky is more than a momentary thing. This is getting serious.



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (11:11 am)

yes, i have a date with him on aug 24. *smug



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (11:18 am)

Reply to: childish
You lucky lucky lucky lucky...(you don't want to know).



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (11:28 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
yeah. only its weird coz my mister is coming too.....



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 07.07.05 (8:48 pm)

Be careful with this one though, you might have competition from Drag Queen Scott LOL



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (6:51 am)

He does have the most beautiful eyes:)btw my BoTM is Michael Shanks, if only Keanu knew I was cheating on him lol



posted by: dilerious (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (9:33 am)

well obviously, mat, you havent read the documents and latest news on this subject...I have.

kidding kidding!

i thought we were together? well, if you need a default boyfriend whenever you arent in a mometary relationship, ill happily take the job.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (1:17 pm)

Reply to: dilerious
Do you promise not to drink from the milk carton and adjust yourself in public? :o)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (1:18 pm)

Reply to: childish
Threesome....kinky!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (1:18 pm)

Reply to: dustyjumpwings
And Assbag Dave



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (1:19 pm)

Reply to: Anne-Marie
Poor Keanu...he's all alone.



posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 07.08.05 (1:28 pm)

Another fine choice. Those eyes!




posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.11.05 (7:44 am)

Reply to: jennjr
His eyes are just so bright and piercing. He's not a bad singer either.



posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 07.11.05 (7:57 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
you aren't kidding! That voice is incredible.

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