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New Boyfriend of the Moment
07.12.05 (8:26 am)   [edit]
Everyday is a chance to meet someone new or a chance to rediscover an old flame. Sometimes love can be hotter the second, third or twentieth time around. My new Boyfried of the Moment and I have been around the block a few times. So, I guess he's only new in the sense that two minutes ago I was engaged to Hugh Laurie (his wife put an end to it). That's the beauty of the BotM - we're never together long enough for us to notice each other's annoying habits like the fact that I grind my teeth in my sleep.

Each time I reunite with this particular BotM, I gain new appreciation for him. The first time around was with Lord Faramir. The second time around I discovered something Better Than Sex. Just recently, I invested in The Bank. Our love (well mostly my love since he doesn't even know my name) has been reborn!! I think a part of me will always love David Wenham.








Mr. Wenham has been blessed with a pair of firm hands. We know he can handle a sword but can he handle undergarments? Absolutely! He seems like a perfect gentleman who knows when to quit being um...too polite when the circumstances call for action. So I give Daisy a score of 10 on the Throw Down scale.

For those who are unfamiliar:
The Throw Down Scale measures the time I imagine it would take for the BotM to rip my shirt off, unhook my bra and throw me down on the bed (ranging from 0 to 90 seconds, because some of my bras open at the front). As a point of comparison, before he started eating his weight in pasta daily, Marlon Brando (soon to be inducted into the Dead Boyfriend Soceity) would have scored a 7. Before his death, he would have been off the charts. Colin Farrell holds the record with a score of -2.

The perfect BotM is unconventionally handsome (not that I would kick the conventionally handsome out of bed for eating crackers), talented in his field of specialization and utterly, completely and unequivocably unavailable.

Unavailability can come in various forms. The BotM may be
1) Happily married to a healthy spouse
2) Dead
3) Gay
4) All of the above.

Yes, I realize that "all of the above" is very unlikely but you never know when you'll hit the trifecta. David obviously satisfies the unavailability criteria by being happily married to a healthy spouse.

This moment in boyfriend history was brought to you by:

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Previous BotM: Chris Martin of Coldplay (What was I thinking?!!)
 


posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (5:32 am)

mmm I've not laid eyes on this tasty treat before, but I like, I like!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (5:38 am)

Reply to: almsthvn
He's good to the last drop. Promise!



posted by: petalpower (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:21 am)

lool..your blog is so gud, i love the whole BotM thing..its halirious..& really works! :-)



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:36 am)

bad skin



posted by: gonzoid (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:49 am)

mmm white stripes...

them and their seven nation army.




posted by: CBar (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (7:00 am)

Funny, I love the humor!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (10:11 am)

heh heh!



posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (1:20 pm)

You are a troubled individual, have I told you that?



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:48 pm)

Reply to: BobbyJoe
Yes, but why? May be I'm in denial but I think I'm perfectly alright.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:48 pm)

Reply to: childish
bad skin?



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (6:48 pm)

Reply to: petalpower
Thanks!! :o)



posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (10:25 pm)

Reply to: BobbyJoe

Uh huh. I'm sure it all seems fine to you. Just think how you would resond if I said similar things about Gillian Andrson or Nicole Kidman.

No really.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.13.05 (12:26 am)

Reply to: BobbyJoe
I'd think you were a normal redblooded male with Mommy issues.

Just kidding about the last part. Heh.



posted by: childish (reply)
post date: 07.13.05 (3:40 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
his skin is all scarred or something!



posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 07.13.05 (11:35 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty

I know, so am I.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.13.05 (12:57 pm)

Reply to: childish
Right, and that rough skin gives him character, just like Sean Bean. I prefer that to the smooth baby's butt skin of Orlando Bloom who I have mistaken for a woman on a couple of occasions.



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.13.05 (10:35 pm)

If you want bad skin just take a look at Brad Pitt



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 07.14.05 (4:30 am)

Mmmmmm - nice to see you're going back to your ginger roots lol! As you know I've been going hot and heavy with Macgyver for a while but David would definitely give me wandering eyes (and hands lol) Joolie xxxx

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