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Eye Candy is Good for you
07.20.05 (3:07 pm)   [edit]
Ahhhh...can you smell that? It's my heart sizzling on a skillet. Well, may be not my heart but some other organ. Anyway, I've got a new boyfriend of the moment and he is fiiiiiine. I don't often go for younger guys but every once in a while, a girl deserves a toyboy. I've been so good lately. I've taken the high road. I've chosen guys with class, talent, brains, maturity and the ability to make a long-term commitment. Not one wild man-ho in the bunch, Gerard Butler, excluded. I mean, he's Gerard Butler, for Pete's sake. Anyway, let's not get sidetracked from the current BotM. This guy makes up for his relative inexperience as an actor with his youthful enthusiasm and being as hot as the sun. Also a bonus is the fact that he has the right amount of body hair. He's not a Wookie like Eion Bailey (or the Man-Who-Was-Never-Really- Funny-In-The-First-Place Winner - Robin Williams). He's also not shaved like an Olympic swimmer. Now, I know he doesn't quite make the unavailability criteria (married, gay or dead) but he's just so yummy. Please welcome him with open arms - Chris Evans from The Fantastic Four.


Chris was excited to learn that he made the BotM list.


He even called his grandmother to tell her the great news.


This photo finally tipped the scales in his favor.


Please, no hot-linking!!!

It takes a special kind of guy to make you forget that Ioan Gruffudd and Julian McMahon are also in the movie. Now, how do you score a toyboy on the Throw Down Scale? Well, he looks eager (especially in that last photo), so he warrants at most a 5. I think I will shave off 1 second off his time because of that cute thing he does with his eyebrows.

For those who are unfamiliar:
The Throw Down Scale measures the time I imagine it would take for the BotM to rip my shirt off, unhook my bra and throw me down on the bed (ranging from 0 to 90 seconds, because some of my bras open at the front). As a point of comparison, in theory I would have given Jude Law a 20. When Law scored a 16 ripping off his children's nanny's bra earlier this year, it marked the first time that the Throw Down score was tested in practice.



This moment in boyfriend history is brought to you by:

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If you have a BotM that you would like to recommend, feel free to name him in your comments. Links to evidence of their BotM potential would also be appreciated. BotM must be 18 years of age or older and NOT TOM CRUISE. Thank you.
 


posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:13 pm)

Nice, but you can have him. I'll take Dr. Doom. HOWL!



posted by: gonzoid (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:22 pm)

does that tattoo say 'bestiality'!?



posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:23 pm)

yummm nice furrage!!!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:25 pm)

Reply to: gonzoid

OMG.......it certainly looks like it but I don't think so.....



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:26 pm)

Reply to: gonzoid
No, it says "Bardsley". LOL



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:26 pm)

Reply to: dustyjumpwings
"Bardsley"



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:27 pm)

Reply to: dustyjumpwings
You're DOOOOOMED!!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (12:27 pm)

Reply to: almsthvn
Isn't it? :o)



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (2:39 pm)

You women are all so superficial and cheap. Why can't you appreciate a man for his insides? We have feelings you know. We're not just skin.

*runs to the corner to cry*



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.20.05 (3:51 pm)

Reply to: newbie
Try not to bump your head in the corner. I hate when that happens.



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.21.05 (4:17 am)

The girlies in England approve :)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.21.05 (7:36 am)

Reply to: Anne-Marie
Awesome!!!



posted by: MandyNJess4Life (reply)
post date: 07.22.05 (11:39 am)

Nice! =D

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