Letter to Santa


Blog For Free!


Archives
Home
2007 April
2007 January
2006 December
2006 November
2006 October
2006 September
2006 August
2006 July
2006 June
2006 May
2006 April
2006 March
2006 February
2006 January
2005 December
2005 November
2005 October
2005 September
2005 August
2005 July
2005 June
2005 May
2005 April
2005 March
2005 February
2005 January
2004 November
2004 October
2004 September
2004 August
2004 July
2004 June
2004 May
2004 April
2004 March
2004 February
2004 January
2003 December
2003 November

My Links
Bobby Joe
Daft and Demented
AESav - AE's new home
Joolieblog II
Krazedone's Blog
Irishred (aka ApplesnOranges)
Andaloo
Sillygrrl
Crap Pix - Really
Briggsy
Anagamesx's Blog
Susan of Pudlin and the "Puds"
Fotocali on tblog
Fark all day - you know you want to
Lynne (aka ThingsIKnow)
Big Doral
Mark's Life
Flaring and her Fish that were once Fry
Ladyblog
Tenkin - not to be forgotten
Hhunter's Blog
The Original Natblog
Nattoons's Blog

tBlog
My Profile
Send tMail
My tFriends
My Images


Sponsored
Blog





Letter to Santa
12.19.05 (5:27 pm)   [edit]
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at AE's Office party. It was Mal who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like menstrual fart.

I thought it was funny when I put JoZ's edible panties on my head and danced the macarena on the futon while singing `Dude Looks Like A Lady'. I didn't mean to break AE's vibrator and don't know why AE would accuse me of public urination.

I don't remember calling Rafi's girlfriend a funky pig---even though she looked like one with the puke green eye shadow and baby poo brown lipstick!

And when I threw up on Joolie's husband's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of those sausages.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Ford Explorer through A-M's outhouse. I don't think that was any reason for Nig to call me a snarky lizard and have me arrested for licking salt off a police officers buttocks while driving!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slutty and sassy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bitchy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and grudgingly yours,
Darwyn (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 21 bucks!

Write your own letter to Santa
 


posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 12.19.05 (2:35 pm)

I knew you'd do it!!! AE's vibrator.... *snicker*



posted by: 14u2nv2 (reply)
post date: 12.19.05 (2:37 pm)

lol funny



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.19.05 (2:40 pm)

Reply to: dustyjumpwings
I have no doubt that she has one and, if given the opportunity, I would break it.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.19.05 (2:41 pm)

Reply to: 14u2nv2
Thanks hotblog #1 :)

Your Name:


Your Comment:





Ayn Rant: AESav.net



Daft and Demented: Mal Uncensored



Captain Jack Sparrow


Shop DangerKitty on Zazzle.com