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And the nominees are ...
03.01.06 (9:36 am)   [edit]
Natblog is now accepting nominations for the Ultimate Boyfriend of the Moment (UBotM). Remember that the average BotM must satisfy certain criteria to be eligible. The UBotM must have these qualities in spades.




The BotM must be well known and either:
a) Dead
b) Gay
c) Married to a healthy spouse who is unlikely to drop dead in the next 6 months
d) Too pretty that standing beside him would be utterly intolerable
e) All of the above.


Yes, I recognize that "all of the above" may be highly improbable but you never know when you'll be graced by perfection. The central criteria here is the BotM's unavailability. So if you know someone who satisfies two or more of these and is utterly, completely and unequivocally unavailable and would like them featured as the UBotM, please leave a comment with a link. Remember to include your nominee's throwdown score as well as how they match up with the above criteria.

The top nominees will be announced on Oscar Night, March 6th, 2006. Why Boyfriend of the Moment? Because a month, week, day or hour is just too long for this fickle heart of mine.

This moment in Boyfriend history is brought to you by:

The first of two sequels to The Curse of the Black Crotch. Set for release in theater seats this summer.

Image courtesy of Dr.Crotch - Your source for Crotch Graphics since 2005.
 


posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (10:53 am)

Current BotM and Contender for UBotM: Seth MacFarlane

Now, I do realize that I'm somewhat biased here (with my love for Family Guy, that's to be expected), however, he's got several amazing points going for him:

—He created and was given control (well, exec. producer) over his own show while still in his 20s (!!)
—He's highly intelligent and creative (singing, writing, acting, drawing)
—Let's face it, the man is devastatingly good-looking.

He qualifies under D) 'Too pretty that standing beside him would be utterly intolerable', and while he may or may not be available (I've no idea) he is unequivocally unavailable to me, so he counts.

I give him a 62 on the Throw-Down scale, which I realize is a rather high number, but I believe — and this is total speculation — that, although he admits he's mellowed a bit, he's got a control-freak-streak going on, and a control freak takes his time about things to ENSURE it's done right.

My candidate...



Voila.



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (11:08 am)

Btw, am I the only one pronouncing it UBotM as "you bottom"??



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:08 pm)

Reply to: raggedtigeruk
Sorry. Doesn't mean you can't participate with a nomination.



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:08 pm)

P.S. Does this strengthen my case?



No? Well, it should!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:08 pm)

Reply to: aesav23
very nice! I will take him under consideration.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:10 pm)

Reply to: aesav23
I usually say U-Bot-M but "you bottom" sounds reasonable enough.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:12 pm)

Reply to: DeathByGlitter
The Throw Down Scale is from 0 to 90 seconds. It measures the time you think it would take the BotM to unbutton my blouse, unhook my bra and throw me down on the bed. I put "0" seconds as a possibility because some bras open at the front.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.01.06 (2:13 pm)

Reply to: aesav23
Nice try. Try not to over-sell. Could have negative repercussions.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.02.06 (12:16 pm)

Reply to: DeathByGlitter

Let's see if we can get this to work:



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