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| Spam is the new Keats |
| 08.16.06 (4:27 pm) [edit] |
I swear, those monkeys with typewriters have finally banged out Shakespeare. Everyday I get spam that borders on interesting but it totally incoherent. Still, I find it oddly satisfying. Here for your reading pleasure, that is if you take pleasure on giving yourself a migraine, is the unedited email from "Long Cox and Bedfellow":
I dare you to stand where no man has had his pride and
shovel in turn to the depths of the earth
May you be encircled by vultures and your eyes pecked
for everything is longer than expected but shorter
than it should be
You are a skunk of the worst kind and a mongrel eats
just as well as a pedigree and you shall have your
madam in her quarters but buttocks on high is not
sharp to fit well with her and you ask too many
questions of me
When will we see the sunshine again, I asked with hope
in my loins and so came the man and then the child and
all was well until she came
It is unfortunate that your face is not hidden from
the prying eyes of the world for it is an unfortunate
likeness of
Babylon comes but twice a year and only you can
prevent forest fires
Shove off and die alone and you will know my pain my
sorrow you squat and linger
Debra do not chide her for she knows only of the low
ways and the willow tree bathes her in sunlight and
leaves to hollow the night and the wind rustles the
leaves at dawn
Do not run with scissors nor with pen to paper to hurt
the soul that does not speak for itself and surely all
lies will be told
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posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 08.16.06 (1:31 pm)
Only you can prevent forest fires. Shove off and die!
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