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Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe ...
08.17.06 (10:32 pm)   [edit]
... and a f**king phone call from you once in a while.

I consider myself a low-maintenance kind of gal. Flowers? No, thank you. They wilt and leave dead petals for me to clean up. Chocolate? No, thank you. I keep myself well stocked in that commodity. Champagne? No, thank you. I prefer beer and occasionally rum. By the by, why is the rum always gone? Fancy restaurants? Hell, no! Sorry, I mean, no thanks. If I can't wear jeans, then I ain't goin'. We don't have to go anywhere actually. In fact, we don't even have to be in the same place. A phone call to say "Hello Dog" will do just fine.

The formula to making me happy and keeping me happy is so simple:

(Phone + You + Me) X 3 per week

Occasional fondling changes the equation slightly but isn't actually necessary. Would be nice though.

My point is that I'm easy, not in the $2 hooker way, but in the Sunday morning kind of way. So why is it, that no matter who I end up with, they still manage to disappoint with the simplest of arrangements? Why? Tell me. I need to know.
 


posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 08.17.06 (7:39 pm)

Sounds like the problem I had with Assbag! and I'm with you on everything else, btw.



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 08.18.06 (8:21 am)

"I'm not a wine and roses kind of girl. I'm more beer and wildflowers." AMEN! :o)
~ae



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 08.22.06 (11:57 am)

Now you're making me feel guilty because I haven't spoken to you lately! Doesn't he know how lucky he is to have someone as wonderful as you?



posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 09.18.06 (11:15 am)

I honestly meant to call. But I didn't have your number. Plus, my wife wouldn't have liked it. And telling you I have a wife might have killed any chance for sex. I'm not sure with whom, but either way, it's a problem.


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