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Weekend in Review
08.30.06 (9:53 am)   [edit]
This weekend I figured I'd spend the time trying to figure out what was causing this horrible smell in my kitchen. The garbage was taken out Friday and I thought that was it. All the rotten veggies were removed from the fridge and put out with the trash too. So I suspected foul play with the downstairs neighbours. Either they're really nasty people or one of them was rotting in the basement apartment. I hoped the latter. Better a dead than a nasty neighbour has always been my philosophy. Dead people may stink but they don't wake you up with orgasms at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Another alternative was that there was kracken spunk under the floor boards. I've had neighbours before that liked to keep exotic pets like iguanas, spiders and snakes. You never know when you'll find the odd neighbour that has a mini kracken in his aquarium and likes to take it out now and again for a quick fondle.

The truth came out on Sunday, when I was told that the downstairs folks had a mouse problem. They'd apparently set out poison and a few of the mice had died in the space between my floor and downstairs ceiling. So, I did get my wish of dead neighbours, only it was mice. Mice make horrible tenants, by the way. You can't cash in their droppings at most banks or financial institutions and when they move out, you discover all these holes in the wall that need to be patched.
 


posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 08.30.06 (2:09 pm)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dead people may stink but they don't wake you up with orgasms at 3 o'clock in the morning." LOLOL Best. Line. EVAR!
~ae



posted by: drcrotch (reply)
post date: 08.30.06 (5:15 pm)

Heh, kraken spunk.

And, yeah....dead rats/mice smell AWFUL, I know this firsthand. Have you gotten rid of the odor? :o/ we had a dead one under our deck out back once, and it smelled to high heavens for MONTHS. Even after soaking the general area in bleach, and even cologne (LOL), nothing worked!

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