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| The Hubcap Stake Out |
| 11.25.06 (7:19 pm) [edit] |
Case File No. 008972-35
Background:
On December 13th 2004, Bud Rogers of a Texas address buys a sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps from Wal*Mart for $14.99. Several months pass before Bud Rogers places some of his belongings in storage, including the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps. After moving from Texas to Ontario, said sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps are shipped to Bud Rogers from Texas to his new Canadian address causing much confusion and gastrointestinal crampage. The sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps are shipped instead of textbooks and much-needed lecture notes. Bud Rogers is beside himself and after over a year of futility decides to end the saga of the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps once and for all. This takes us to the present.
Today - 3:30pm
Achtung Kitty suggests that Bud Rogers leave sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps in front of a dumpster and see if someone takes them. After much brainstorming, it is decided that Bud Rogers should leave the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps at the dumpster by the nearest convenience store and that to ensure that the evil sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps disappears for good, Achtung Kitty and Bud Rogers should monitor the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps from a safe location, thus setting in motion the hubcap stake out.
Tonight - 6:05pm
After buying Chinese takeout (perfect stakeout food) and sodas, Bud Rogers leaves the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps near the entrance of the convenience store rather than the dumpster (a last minute decision that draws much criticism from Achtung Kitty, an expert in such matters). After circling the block around the convenience store, they park across the street and eat their Chinese dinner and suck on soda while observing the reactions of the many convenience store patrons to the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps.
Tonight - 6:33pm
An unidentified teenage girl shows interest in sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps, lifting the box and then showing it to someone who appears to be her boyfriend seated in a parked car. She puts the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps down and enters the convenience store. Several other people appear to be confused about the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps and its location. One child kicks it before being shuffled along by his mother. A teenage boy trips over it. A taxi cab driver leans over and spits beside it.
Tonight - 6:59pm
After finishing their Chinese takeout and deciding that they are each too full to eat their egg rolls, Achtung Kitty and Bud Rogers stretch a little. As they stretch their arms they notice that a woman in a fugly burgundy van has hopped out and picked up the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps. She appears to be taking it to her van when inexplicably she enters the convenience store instead. She appears to be handing sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps to the cashier. The cashier appears to be annoyed and confused. They exchange wild hand gestures. The exchange ends abruptly and the woman leaves the convenience store and hops in her van and departs. Witnessing this exchange, Achtung Kitty and Bud Rogers feel cheated. No one really wants the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps, and who knows what will happen to the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps, but the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps is now someone else's problem.
Good luck and Godspeed sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps, we won't miss you taking up space in the living room.
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posted by: PiccadillyCommando (reply)
post date: 11.25.06 (11:46 pm)
Just waiting for Part 2 where the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps inexplicably reappear in your living room the very next day. You and Bud Rogers find yourselves reliving the same day over and over again until you learn to live with and accept the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps for what they really are.
You know, that would make an hilarious movie!
PC
posted by: JoolieWoolie (reply)
post date: 11.27.06 (10:57 am)
Do you know what? Paul could do with a set for his car for Christmas, wonder how much it would cost to ship them to England lol! Much better to hand deliver them.... Joolie xxx
posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 11.27.06 (3:29 pm)
I loved this blog.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 11.30.06 (3:39 pm)
Reply to: PiccadillyCommando
Still no sign of the sad set of 4 shiny hubcaps. I believe this time they are truly gone.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 11.30.06 (3:40 pm)
Reply to: JoolieWoolie
Probably not as much as the Chinese food, sodas and time spent on the stake out.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 11.30.06 (3:42 pm)
Reply to: dustyjumpwings
Thanks. It kind of reminds me of all the other things I used to blog about like interviews with stars "who might have well have been speaking Latin". I think I've really just forgotten how much fun I used to have blogging and the creativity that comes with it. I think one of my New Year's resolution will be to blog more with my heart and humour. Not that I'll quit the moview reviews.
posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 11.30.06 (11:05 pm)
Reply to: dangerkitty
That's also what this post made me think of!! I miss those days.
posted by: arhiderrr (reply)
post date: 02.28.09 (9:34 am)
Nice article
posted by: arhiderrr (reply)
post date: 02.28.09 (6:26 pm)
Nice article
posted by: arhiderrr (reply)
post date: 03.01.09 (2:15 am)
Nice article
posted by: arhiderrr (reply)
post date: 03.01.09 (10:08 am)
Nice article
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