| A Kind Offer |
 Blog For Free! Archives Home 2007 April 2007 January 2006 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2005 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 March 2004 February 2004 January 2003 December 2003 November My Links Bobby Joe Daft and Demented AESav - AE's new home Joolieblog II Krazedone's Blog Irishred (aka ApplesnOranges) Andaloo Sillygrrl Crap Pix - Really Briggsy Anagamesx's Blog Susan of Pudlin and the "Puds" Fotocali on tblog Fark all day - you know you want to Lynne (aka ThingsIKnow) Big Doral Mark's Life Flaring and her Fish that were once Fry Ladyblog Tenkin - not to be forgotten Hhunter's Blog The Original Natblog Nattoons's Blog tBlog My Profile Send tMail My tFriends My Images Sponsored Blog 
|
posted by: FinalyFree (reply) post date: 12.08.06 (1:36 pm) OMG...that is just insane--granted it would probably have done the trick, but geez! posted by: aesav23 (reply) post date: 12.08.06 (1:59 pm) You could've at least said something like, "Thanks but I'll just use my keys," or "Won't your penis freeze?" :o) My coworker said (when I was laughing and read this to her), "He just wanted to expose himself." ~ae posted by: seochris (reply) post date: 12.13.06 (12:34 am) Ok he had his way Anyways u were looking for help posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply) post date: 12.21.06 (1:30 am) ROFLMAO. This....this made my night. Er...morning, whatever it is. I mean, wow. It reminds me of WWII though... during the Battle of the Bulge, it was so cold the actions of the mens' rifles would freeze together and the guys would have to pee on it to get it to work. It was the only way, at the time, when they were sorta desperate :o/ Oh and when I first glanced at the first sentence, I saw, "It was -19°C (-2°F)overnight and I had gas this morning." It takes me, I know. |
 Ayn Rant: AESav.net  Daft and Demented: Mal Uncensored  Captain Jack Sparrow Shop DangerKitty on Zazzle.com  |
It was -19°C (-2°F)overnight and I had to gas up this morning. When I got to the gas station, the stupid gas tank lid wouldn't open. A man, standing behind me, filling up his van, asked if I needed help. I told him the lid was frozen shut. He offered to pee on the lid. I looked in his eyes to see if he was serious and realizing that he was, immediately turned my back to him. At this point, I just jammed my keys under the lid an pried it open without making further eye-contact with the man. We left the gas station without further incident. WTF?