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Return of the Nat
04.02.07 (3:02 pm)   [edit]
Well, it has been a long term and a really really long time between blogs, but I am just checking in to let you know (especially Missi Jackson) that I am not dead and lying in a pool of my own [Insert disgusting body fluid of choice. May we suggest blood, urine or vomit?]. So, what has your intrepid blog-friend Nat been up to these last few months? Here's the short version. Relax. You will never get the long version (unless prompted).

1. A long bout of foot-in-mouth disease, highlighted by my telling a hottie coworker that I could not go out with him one weekend because I was trying to pass a kidney stone. It's true. I did spend 72 hours trying to pass a kidney stone, but he really didn't need to know that much detail about my alternative plans for the weekend.

2. I've been absorbing as much Gerard Butler as my poor cranium can tolerate. He has reached Boyfriend of the Week status for four weeks running. I guess that makes him Boyfriend of the Month, but I'm not one to change labels. It all came to a head upon viewing 300 (a.k.a. 300 half-naked and chiseled men running around with enormous, l o n g, firm and pointy swords for 1 hour and 56 minutes - It's just easier to say the short version).

3. I've been slowly trying to incorporate more fiber into my diet and it has had um ... unsettling side effects. We will not expand on this any further.

4. Work. I currently have the equivalent of 4 jobs. 2 full-time and 2 part-time. I am so exhausted, I'm too tired to "burn my elbows" and that is a shame beyond shame. This of course does not mean that I'm earning mad money. Hardly. 3 of my four jobs are currently nonpaying or voluntary.

5. I had sex with Will Ferrell. His wife is unaware, so I would appreciate your discretion on this matter.

Well, there you have it. The last few months in brief. See you in six months when I shall report on the state of my high-fiber diet.
 


posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 04.02.07 (1:26 pm)

What I love is that you're too busy to masturbate, but somehow managed
to squeeze in sex with Ferrell. Really, young lady, wouldn't the
self-lovin' be preferable?!

Also, the more you poo, and the more fiber you have, the better of your
colon will be, and the more weight you will take off. There is a direct
correlation between fiber intake and weight loss. Enjoy the shitting!!
~ae



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 04.02.07 (1:28 pm)

Reply to: aesav23
There is always time for Ferrell. Always. Did you like "Stranger Than Fiction"?




posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 04.02.07 (5:18 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty

There's just something ABOUT Ferrell... even though he has my uncle's eyes. Meh...

I just about burned my elbows upon reading your description of 300. DAYUM did that movie ever make you want to howl at the moon!??!?!?!!! *SIIIIIIIIIGH*

Hope you're feeling better! How's the stones, btw? I'm hoping you didn't also get a doctor who said in a surf-dude voice, "Dude... ya've got stooones." (as happened to Nancy).

And Ayn's right about the fiber. Your body just has to...um...get used to it. Heh.



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 04.02.07 (5:19 pm)

Oh and, I'm feeling retarded but what exactly are all of the four jobs?



posted by: JoolieWoolie (reply)
post date: 04.04.07 (10:25 am)

I find Will Ferrell strangely attractive too and as for the pooing, well what can I say, just find something good to read!

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