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Simon Pegg Interview in Latin
04.17.07 (4:34 pm)   [edit]
I snuck on the set of Hot Fuzz with the sole purpose of stalking Simon Pegg. At first I peeked in his trailer. It was unoccupied. I then went into Nick Frost's trailer. This too was unoccupied. Undaunted, I got in line with a bunch of extras who were being ushered onto a sound stage. I managed to ditch this particularly sadistic assistant director who wanted me to put on 6 inch stilettos, feed him crushed peas and call him "Baby Brian" before bumping into Mr. Pegg. He was in make-up having his front dusted. Pegg's secret enemy is apparently overactive sweat glands. Also, Pegg had apparently downed 5 cans of diet coke prior to my arrival and his verbal diarrhea bore a strong resemblance to Latin. He however agreed to be interviewed, so long as I kept on the 6 inch stilettos and painted his toenails fuscia. So this is the jist of our conversation and what I think he was saying or trying to say in Latin.

HB: Do you think you'll ever be as famous as Brad Pitt?

Simon: Ab asino lanam - Wool from an ass, blood from a stone.

HB: What now?

Simon: No.

HB: Oh, ok. With your success in North America, has it been difficult for you to deal with possible jealousy back home?

Simon: Belua multorum es capitum. Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent - People are a many-headed beast. Other people's things are more pleasing to us, and ours to other people.

HB: What kind of lover would you say you are?

Simon: Bis dat qui cito dat - He gives twice who quickly gives.

Nat: I'm confused. Are you saying you're fast or you would prefer to give head than to receive?

Simon: Bis vincit qui se vincit in victoria - He conquers twice who in the hour of conquest conquers himself.

HB: An hour. Okay. That's not bad. So you finish first then?

Simon: Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare - Well, if you don't understand plain Latin, I'm not going to dirty my hands on you.

HB: Shall I take the shoes off then?

(Simon shakes his head.)

Simon: Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit? - Does the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match start soon?

HB: I wasn't aware that this was that kind of movie.

(Annoyed, Simon rises from his chair and stumbles a bit.)

HB: Dude, are you okay?

Simon: Crapulam terriblem habeo - I have a terrible hangover.

HB: Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can get you?

Simon: Cur etiam hic es - Why are you still here?

HB: So I guess that's the end of the interview.

(Security arrives. They point me in the direction of the exit)

HB: Thanks anyway, Mr. Pegg.

Simon: Aeternum vale. Braccae tuae aperiuntur - Farewell forever. By the way, your fly is open.

HB: Oh, thanks.

I manage to avoid deportation.

Previous Latin Interviews:

2004: Colin Farrell on the set of Alexander

2004: Ben Affleck
 


posted by: JoolieWoolie (reply)
post date: 04.18.07 (6:04 am)

So, have you seen Hot Fuzz yet and, if so, what did you think of it? Joolie xxx

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