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Fried Spam, Boiled Spam, Steamed Spam, Pickled Spam, Curried Spam....
06.10.04 (11:50 am)   [edit]
I hate spam but I can never seem to avoid it. Here's an email sent to me by my cousin, my brother and then my mother all in the space of 3 hours.


30 Years Difference

1974: Long hair
2004: Longing for hair

1974: The perfect high
2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1974: KEG
2004: EKG

1974: Acid rock
2004: Acid reflux

1974: Moving to California because it's cool
2004: Moving to California because it's warm

1974: Growing pot
2004: Growing pot belly

1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2004: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1974: Seeds and stems
2004: Roughage

1974: Killer weed
2004: Weed killer

1974: Hoping for a BMW
2004: Hoping for a BM

1974: The Grateful Dead
2004: Dr. Kevorkian

1974: Going to a new, hip joint
2004: Receiving a new hip joint

1974: Rolling Stones
2004: Kidney Stones

1974: Being called into the principal's office
2004: Calling the principal's office

1974: Screw the system
2004: Upgrade the system

1974: Disco
2004: Costco

1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1974: Passing the driver's test
2004: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
certainly change things :

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. They are too young to remember the Challenger space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are!

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
 


posted by: J (reply)
post date: 06.10.04 (10:14 am)

lol this is funny..



posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 06.10.04 (11:13 am)

OMG that really put my 'old age' into perspective. WOW I REALLY AM OLD!!!
That is too dang scary.



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 06.10.04 (12:25 pm)

like taking a trip down memory lane.

coochy coochy coo (who loves ya baby)



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.11.04 (4:53 am)

That brought back memories... not sure all good, kinda made me face the fact that I'm getting old. So thx Kitty... I'm nostalgic now! :(



posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 06.11.04 (9:02 am)

My kids know how to use a typewiter and a rotary phone, and they were born in the 90's. They wish they had the cable channels that their friends have. We've made popcorn on the stove top. They even know about LP's.

They don't care who shot J.R. or even know who he was, but then again, I never cared either. I know who played him and I know it was on Dallas, but at least back then there were shows I watched instead, while these days there are hundreds of channels and nothing to watch at all.



posted by: fotocali (reply)
post date: 06.11.04 (2:29 pm)

Wow! That 1974:2004 thingo is GREAT!! hahahahaaaa!! KEG:EKG; Moving to Cali; pot/belly; Marlon Brando/Liz. Too too great. That's a keeper. I'm gonna pass this around the office and show a friend tonight. Thanks!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.14.04 (10:43 am)

Reply to: fotocali
glad to be of service :)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.14.04 (10:44 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
nothing wrong with being nostalgic. the past can't be all bad.



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.14.04 (10:50 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
True dat.... but wait till you hit 30... nostalgia aint all it's cut out to be!



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 06.14.04 (10:51 am)

Reply to: Cyberpal
2+ years to go. Please tell me life gets easier. Please.



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 06.14.04 (12:41 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty
Ok... "life gets easier" **he says outta the side of his mouth** :-P



posted by: Mal (reply)
post date: 06.22.04 (2:59 pm)

Fffft, I was born in 1986 and I know ALL that stuff. I remember the Challenger, I grew up on old records (not cds), didn't have an answering machine til I was 13, just got cable two years ago, grew up with one of those old dial tvs (no remote), I'm paranoid of sharks when I swim, I LOVE "Where's the Beef?", I know darn well how to use a typewriter, and MORK IS FROM ORK DANGIT!!! Whoever wrote this is an idiot. lol

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