...He'll carry me over the threshold straight into the kitchen, put a spatula in my hand, tie an apron around my waste and say "Make me something to eat while the footie is on."
...And I'll make him my specialty...but not before hiding the Pepto-Bismal.
...He'll carry me over the threshold straight into the kitchen, put a spatula in my hand, tie an apron around my waste and say "Make me something to eat while the footie is on." 
