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Phi Spamma Jamma
07.13.04 (10:35 am)   [edit]
This courtesy of a young lady who is closerto me than a sorority sister. Mal.


Top 10 Sports Commentaries

Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?!"

Raise your hands if you've read these before!
 


posted by: ODUwildman (reply)
post date: 07.13.04 (11:22 pm)

The Arnie Palmer one brings this one to mind.

Play by Play broadcaster for whatever MLB team it was said...

"Lovely couple here at the ballpark today, he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls....... DEAD SILENCE"



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (3:38 am)

They're great - err can a Brit ask a question? Just how close is a Sorority Sister? Joolie xxx



posted by: kwurk (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (8:34 am)

haha, i like em :~}....no3 sounds like Murray walker ["Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"]

look him up, he was well known for his foolish sayings





posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (10:18 am)

Is kissing his balls good enough, or should she be kissing his putter too?



posted by: symrenaissance (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (4:43 pm)

nice design. you know colors.



posted by: symrenaissance (reply)
post date: 07.14.04 (4:44 pm)

did you design your own header? that's neat!



posted by: blondebondgirl (reply)
post date: 07.16.04 (7:25 pm)

Very cool... this sounds really familiar.... so hand is like 1/2 way up.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (8:11 pm)

Reply to: symrenaissance
No, my friend Mal designed it for me. Thanks.



posted by: Mal (reply)
post date: 07.17.04 (9:48 pm)

HAHAHAA, haven't been here in a day or so, didn't see this til now...

Isn't it hysterical? It was actually a new one to me, who gets a thousand forwards a day from both friends and relatives.

I only send you the best of the best ones, hope you don't mind! ;)

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