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| 07.21.04 (10:40 pm) [edit] |
I think it's quite possible that in my quest to earn my PhD, I've become socially inept or may be I was always socially inept and failed to learn the things most women do in their man-chasing years. Whatever the cause, I am single and it's my own damn fault. Yesterday, I inadvertently offending a hot, well-mannered, intelligent young man that stopped by the house by leaving him to sit alone on the porch while I went inside to eat dinner in the kitchen. Well, it's not all my fault. I did offer him a beer and he refused. My cousins were pissed off as I ran away their eye-candy for the evening. Note to self: Never let him out of your sight, especially if he is quite a sight.
The evening before, I told another adorable and perfectly single guy that he had gotten rounder and softer since the last time I saw him. I usually save such comments for my brothers or cousins. Note to self: ridicule does not equal flattery.
Earlier that same day, I saw a former classmate and good friend that I hadn't seen in years. He was looking really good. For some reason, I was way too friendly - hugging, pinching and squeezing. Then he reminded me of his upcoming wedding next month. I tried to act like I hadn't forgotten. Note to self: purge eligible bachelor list at least once every 6 months.
The only man who managed to receive the appropriate treatment from me today was an unfortunate man who I caught digging through our garbage this afternoon. After he stuffed the remains of this mornings breakfast in his mouth and looked up at me for half of a second, then returned to lick the lid of an ice cream container, I turned my back on him and went inside the house and observed him from a window. I didn't try to drive him away or anything. I let him fill his belly on sour or rotten food and leave.
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posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 07.22.04 (4:40 pm)
Maybe you need to take one of your knitted socks and carry it around with you to stick in your mouth when you feel so inclined! LOL
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