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07.28.04 (11:19 pm)   [edit]
Q: If you fart just before exiting an elevator and no one gets on after you, does it have a smell?

According to Missi Jackson, Giantsfan got a job. Congrats!! Hope he hasn't left by the time I get back to the office. That would make me sad, especially if it means that a certain someone has moved into the office to be my new officemate. This person annoys me slightly less than Singing Bull.

Q: If today feels like Monday, why does Saturday feel like Sunday?

Mr. Wonder Woman successfully defended his dissertation. I guess that makes him Dr. Wonder Woman or Mr. Wonder Woman, PhD. Right now I'm wondering if I should send a photo from his sexy red camisole blue speedo crime-fighting days to his new co-workers in D.C. just so they'll know what to expect.

Q: Why did the Horny Metrosexual Leprechaun Pirate cross the road?

Oddly enough, I don't miss Austin. Usually, there's a part of me that misses Austin when I return to Jamaica but I don't feel any of that right now. I guess I'm loving the time with my Mom too much. We get along so well. Can't remember the last time we argued (knock on wood). I think the key is that I have a tremendous about of respect and pride for my Mom and she feels the same way about me. For that I am truly grateful.

Finally,...

Q: If I send by UPS 100,000 random individuals 1 can of ham each, is that considered spam?

Cutie McCutington (aka Mt. Mallaui, Mal, Daft and Demented, Crazy Joe....) recently passed a 2 feet long one. Y'all know what I am talking about. While no one knows what the Guinness Book of Records has for longest "onesy", I'm sure Mal has something to be proud of. I'm sure that email I just received is her sending the news to the whole world. Congrats Mal on dropping a big one.:)

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posted by: Cutie McCutieington (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (8:34 pm)

YEAH man! It very well might've surpassed 3 feet.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (8:35 pm)

Reply to: Cutie
Hmmm...and unless you took a photo before flushing you have no proof for the Guinness people. Ah well, easy come, easy go.



posted by: Cutie McCutieington (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (8:37 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty
Oh yeah.....dayum. Well even if I had, the photo wouldn't've turned out because I couldn't turn the lights on for fear of arising The Beast.



posted by: DreamPrincess (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (8:40 pm)

Hehehe, spam. I think the authorities would let it go, considering postage for said ham to random people. And as for the circus wedding idea of the previous blog... I actually really like that!

~*Aims*~



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 07.28.04 (11:57 pm)

Ladies, ladies where is your decorum? Mrs Deacon xxx



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 07.29.04 (8:22 pm)

Reply to:Mrs. Deacon
Decorum? Didn't know I we had that to begin with.

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