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Catwoman Coughs Up a Hairball
07.29.04 (10:44 pm)   [edit]
Went to see Catwoman tonight with two friends. For Halle Berry I have three words - career-ending role. Awful. Just awful. Pointless and completely unnecessary. Last year I thought Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle was the worst piece of cinematic sex-pedalling girl-power chick-flick refuse the movie industry could drop trousers, bend over and crap on us movie-goers, but I stand corrected.

Here comes Catwoman, a comical character and not intentionally so. Several times my girlfriends and I laughed out loud at scenes that were supposed to be sexy or serious but not funny. As for the catty strut - she looked like she was trying to twist out a wedgy. Meow!!!

Oh and Benjamin Bratt's shirt is only off for like 3 seconds - tops! Where's the fairness in that when you have Halle Berry trapsing around in a laser cut leather ensemble that even Lady Heather's House of Pain would find offensive?

An Oscar in hand does not give you the right to flush your career down the toilet. Gwynneth Paltrow of Shallow Hal fame, shame on you. Cuba Gooding Jr. of Snow Dogs fame, shame on you. At least Marissa Tomei had the decency to fall off the silver screen radar before returning with In the Bedroom. As for my arch-nemisis, Tom Cruise, may he never win an Oscar. His film choices (and his acting) cannot afford to get any worse.


Bottomline: Catwoman sucked, from nose to tail.
 


posted by: x0br0ken0x (reply)
post date: 07.29.04 (8:19 pm)

wow ill deff take that off my "to see" list..



jeez



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.30.04 (2:06 am)

Off to see KIng Arthur tonight with mum, we will give Ioan a drool for you xxxx



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.30.04 (2:07 am)

Off to see KIng Arthur tonight with mum, we will give Ioan a drool for you xxxx



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 07.30.04 (2:07 am)

Off to see KIng Arthur tonight with mum, we will give Ioan a drool for you xxxx



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 07.30.04 (6:37 am)

My my, dear sister must want to see Hornblower something desperate! As for Benjamin Bratt, yum yum! Joolie xxx



posted by: Sillygrrl3 (reply)
post date: 07.30.04 (10:26 am)

I am not sure I wanted to see it ever, but now I know I won't waste my time. She is not one of my favorite actresses. If I see that she is in a movie I am more likely to skip it than see it! Kara



posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 08.02.04 (7:16 pm)

So, my Boo and I want to go see a movie.... how about Catwoman? What do you think?



posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 08.08.04 (5:09 am)

haven't watched it yet, and the trailers aren't doing it justice either!! :(



posted by: Euphoria (reply)
post date: 08.11.04 (10:00 pm)

HEY...dont forget that her stuntdouble was a man! I hope the guys are still purring over her after hearing that one! Gross



posted by: naale (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (1:10 pm)

man do I know what it feels like to try and twist out of a wedgie LOL

ya.. not much interest in that.

stunt double a man you say? that might account for awful wiggling of the heinie... we men are not known for a wiggling skillz



posted by: makncheez (reply)
post date: 08.18.04 (12:38 pm)

i guess i don't want to see that. i didn;t want to in the 1st place lol. but now i know i definately dont want to. i didnt like charlies angels either

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