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"I don't feel sexy."
08.20.04 (4:07 pm)   [edit]
It's a common feeling experienced by males and females across the globe. Plastic surgery has come along way in helping to alleviate negative feelings about oneself.

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Favorite quotes from Fark.com:

"Great. If I wanted to, I can make my pit bull look like Michael Jackson. Not sure if it's an improvement though..."

"I think any pet owners who go for this should be "put down."

"Ah, the idle rich. Don't like all the foreigners in the neighbourhood? Buy a Bel Air mansion. Don't like steak and potatoes? Buy filet mignon and caviar. Don't like a wart on your dog's ass? Slice it off. Because god knows that wart would reflect badly on YOU."

And finally, my personal favorite,

In response to:"I recently had my Irish Setter's lower lips worked on. He had some folds that basically formed a pouch for crap to get stuck in and stink like hell."

"I know what you mean. My ex-wife had this *exact* same situation with both sets of lips."
 


posted by: Mal (reply)
post date: 08.27.04 (1:19 am)

..............OMG. THe last one. *in hysterics*

You know, I must admit my profound animosity for the rich. Not they have money, I have NO problem with that whatsoever, and it's not a thing concerning jealousy either.

The thing I don't like is what having money DOES to people. The way people throw their money around these days. So WHAT if your dog has a frickin WART. Dude, that just irks me. You know how much that would cost? Couldn't that money be put to better use? Like helping save a person's life or something? Lord knows I love my cat, but I would NEVER consider her life more important than a human being. *FUME*

Sorry AE, had to borrow your soap box for a moment.

I'll crawl back under my rock now.

ps. Seriously. A WART.

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