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Sitting in the Dark, Part III
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| Sitting in the Dark, Part III |
| 11.20.03 (2:55 pm) [edit] |
Tom pinned Nat to the floor and then pressed the shiny object menacingly on her neck. It drew blood as the edge of it sliced into her skin.
"Oh my God!! You're not going to slit my throat with the Vanilla Sky DVD?"
"No, Nat. I'm going to make you watch it with all the commentary and deleted scenes." Tom laughed into her ear. Nat felt dizzy and weak.
"NO! NO! Please! Just kill me now. I don't deserve to die like that."
"YES YOU DO!" Tom screamed. "I SHOULD MAKE YOU WATCH FAR AND AWAY AND LEGEND! But I'm not entirely satisfied with the final cut of the first and the studios refuse to lose money by putting the latter on DVD."
"Thank God for small miracles." Nat sighed.
Suddenly Tom saw his reflection in the DVD. He quickly smoothed his hair into place, pinched his cheeks and muttered something about sunless tanning spray.
"Face it, Tom. What looks you might have had are gone. You're no longer cute or even interesting."
"SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! No more talking. Time to sit back and enjoy the feature presentation." Tom did a pirouette before placing a strip of duct tape over Nat's mouth and propping her up against a wall. He walked over to the opposite wall and pulled a lever. A panel in the wall slid open to reveal a 58 inch plasma screen TV.
"Holy sh-t! Imagine playing Halo with 3 friends on that!" Nat thought to herself.
Tom placed the DVD into a player located behind the open panel and the screen lit up. The DVD main menu popped up and Nat saw Tom's face supersized. Suddenly she began to shake and convulse uncontrollably. :shock:
"Sh-t!" Tom ran to her side. "You're not supposed to have a seizure until the opening credits. Sh-t! You can't die now!!"
To be continued...
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