Everybody and their drunken uncle seems to be coming out with top ten lists of all sorts of stuff so I am throwing my hat into the mix. Before I start I must deliver some sad pop-culture news - Brad and Jen have decided to separate. Who gives a fart? Not I.

Top Ten Movies I Have Seen*:

1. Miracle - Awesome!! Kurt Russell and the gang made me proud to be an American and I'm not one according to the INS.

2. Sideways - so good. Personally, I prefer Texas' Messina Hof.

3. Shaun of the Dead - Simon Pegg is in my mail, Simon Pegg, Simon Pegg, Simon Pegg is in my maaaaaaaaaaail! SIMON PEGG! Not to be confused with another good 2004 flick "Dawn of the Dead".

4. The Incredibles - FUN FUN FUN FUN. Better than Shrek (and Shrek 2)

5. The Bourne Supremacy - the most unbelievable car chase sequence I've seen in years. Matt Damon is hottt! Ben who?

6. Garden State

7. National Treasure - there were serious plotholes but I had a good time and so did my Mommy and that rarely happens.

8. Farhenheit 9/11

9. Team America: World Police

10. The Manchurian Candidate - I need my annual dose of Denzel. I will not apologize.

Honorable Mention: Spiderman 2, Kill Bill Vol 2, I Heart Huckabees, Spanglish, Hotel Rwanda and After Sunset.

Top Ten Shows I've Watched**

1. 24 (Fox)

2. C.S.I. (CBS)

3. Veronica Mars (UPN, New)

4. The O.C. (Fox)

5. Nip/Tuck (FX)

6. Desperate Housewives (ABC)

7. Survivor (CBS)

8. Gilmore Girls (The WB)

9. Medical Investigation (NBC, New)

10. Jack and Bobby (The WB, New)

Honorable Mention:Amazing Race, Cold Case, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and What Not To Wear.

Top Ten Poster Men of 2004:

1. Clive Owen - recovered from King Arthur to put in a Golden Globe nominating performance in Closer, plus he's hot.

2.  Eric Bana - one of two reasons I suffered through Troy, the other being seeing Brad Pitt die.

3. Jamie Foxx - what a huge year with Ray and Collateral

4. Johnny Depp - Mal knows

5. Peter Jennings - last (anchor)man standing

6. The entire Boston Red Sox line-up

7. Matt Damon

8. Bono - um, yeah...that I-Pod ad gave me... Vertigo.

9. Colin Farrell - despite peeing on people in bars while on location for Alexander, he's still more interesting than Jude Law.

10. Jude Law - only because he has worked so hard to get my attention. However, a seventh film in 2004 would not have moved him up the rankings. Hey Jude...Nah nah nah nananana....Hey Jude! 

*I have not seen Sky Captain, Finding Neverland, Closer, Kinsey, The Polar Express or Ray so please resist the urge to beat me over the head with a cyber-stick!

**Shows up for consideation are those for which I have seen 3 or more episodes. I think it unfair to judge a season by less than 3 episodes. Shows not up for consideration include Alias, Joan of Arcadia, and CSI:NY