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Johnny crotch porn, and I don't care
01.18.05 (3:51 pm)   [edit]
natblog: lastnight Mal sent me crotch photos of Johnny
natblog: so I said to her "he's cute, but he's no Ross McCall"
natblog: So I got bombarded with photos of Ross's crotch (nice, eh) and they were like enhanced and stuff...crazy stuff
natblog: worthy of a blog
natblog: but I am NOT that brave...
Dear Rick,

Please send us a photo of your crotch. It's for Mal's birthday next month.

Sincerely,

Nat
natblog: so you think Brad is schtupping Angelina?
AESav: I think we probably already have pics of Rick's crotch somewhere anyway.
AESav: And, I think at some point, Brad did schtup Angelina, yes.
AESav: Btw, I have someone else's urine on my shirt. I officially quit the human race.
natblog: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
AESav: We have air freshener in the bathroom at work...
AESav: ...someone has now dropped it, twice, into the toilet bowl after taking a piss.
AESav: They did a really bad job of cleaning it up. Like they took it straight out of the toilet and put it on the back of the toilet bowl.
AESav: I sat against the back and now have piss on my shirt.
AESav: But, to make matters worse...
AESav: ...I couldn't just leave this piss-covered air freshener on the back of the toilet seat, so I took it, covered it in soap and washed it off (as they should have done) as well as cleaning off the piss from the back of the toilet and the tank.
AESav: I opened the cap to wash inside it also, and this yellow liquid flew all over my shirt.
AESav: I am now covered in someone else's urine on both the front and back of my shirt.
AESav: I quit.
natblog: I would too
AESav: I mean, who the fuck makes a mess like that and leaves it?!
natblog: Johnny crotch porn, and I don't care
natblog:Hope no one takes the piss out of you at work about it
natblog: AE?
natblog: Hey, where'd you go?
natblog: Omg...you really quit?

Moral of the story - never sit much less lean back in a public restroom, even at work. As for me, my ass never touches the seat. AE, hope you feel better after you get home, have a shower and burn your shirt.
 


posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 01.19.05 (6:46 am)

Nat, you really must stop taking the piss......Hope AE's feeling better! love Joolie xxx



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 01.21.05 (1:34 pm)

Reply to: Joolie
I couldn't help it. AE's feeling a tad better, but that won't last for long.

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