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With or Without You
02.09.05 (1:29 pm)   [edit]
Got this note on my pillow this morning...


You know what? I think I'm doing perfectly fine on my own in this beautifully cruel world. I've got one hand in my pocket and the other is flipping you off with my middle finger. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? Heh. I'm surprised. You're so vain, you probably think everything is about you. You only want me when I'm half way out the door because when I'm totally there for you, you ignore me and put others before me. So go take your piss-filled venom somewhere else. Go poison another innocent soul - bleed his heart dry and kill all his dreams until life is just a series of short breaths interrupted by the occasional sigh of desperation. Oh, jeebus! Still have no idea what I am talking about? Let's take a walk down memory lane...

I remember the first time we met. I was a fresh-faced teddy bear and you were an immature 11 year old, begging Mommy and Daddy to buy me. You wanted me so badly then, and as soon as you got me the way you treated me gave me hope that this would be the beginning of a long and fruitful friendship. The years went by quickly. You turned to me when you got your first period, when the boys were cruel to you and called you pinapple-face, when the bullies humped your back at school, when you got your first kiss, when your favorite Chemistry teacher got transferred, when Michael R. read your love note to him to his entire class, when you found out you were going to be a C-cup, when you graduated from University and when your Dad died. I was there for you, sitting on your bed through the good, the bad and the fugly.

Now I'm getting older. My fuzzy fur is a bit clumpy and not so fluffy. My paws are a bit dirty and worn out from years of you squeezing them. I'm just a shadow of the teddy bear I used to be and where are you? You've left me behind. I'm no longer on your bed these days. I'm religated to some corner of your bedroom to gather dust and cob-webs. I'm stuffed behind three other bears you have bought - newer, fluffier bears that don't know you the way I do. I hate you for your neglect and hereby resign my post as your most precious comfort provider. If there is any love left in your heart for me, I beg you to show me now. Otherwise, please donate me to the Salvation Army while I still have some appeal left in me, while some child out there can still love me and need me. I was made to be loved and my dream is to be loved until the stuffing pops out of me. I know now that I won't get that from you. Here with or without you is a slow painful death.

Teddy


Who knew Teddy had fingers?
 

posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (10:53 am)

Holy mother of god nat....this was hysterical! Awesome awesome awesome~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


posted by: IdiotsReaction (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:06 am)

congratulations! your blog is not stupid.


posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:07 am)

Um, teddys sounds just a little pit pissed off with you! I think you better give him his spot back on the bed!


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:09 am)

Reply to: jennirae269
Yes, I plan to nuzzle him on the nose for a while. See if that gets me back in his good graces.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:09 am)

Reply to: IdiotsReaction
Gee, thanks.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:10 am)

Reply to: irishred
Awww, Craig. I long to write one about your Rhode Island purchase and dub it "A Great Moment in History"....kids will be learning about it in school for years.


posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:10 am)

The poor baby misses the bed! You'd better give him a cozy little spot between the pillows, make him feel loved again.


posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.09.05 (11:13 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
I think it might take a little more than that.....he seems mighty peeved!


posted by: BobbyJoe (reply)
post date: 02.10.05 (10:15 am)

That is fucking wonderful.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.12.05 (12:52 pm)

Reply to: jennirae269
You'll be glad to know that Teddy's back on the bed. He's still sulking but I think he's feeling better about himself as each day passes.


posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 02.12.05 (12:53 pm)

Reply to: BobbyJoe
Thank you very much. :D


posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 02.14.05 (3:20 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
Good for Teddy! I wouldn't have wanted him or you to do anything drastic!

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