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Movie Review: The Last Samurai
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| Movie Review: The Last Samurai |
| 12.06.03 (11:36 pm) [edit] |
So after a split-second decision, I saw The Last Samurai instead of Master and Commander and boy was I sorry. There were some brilliant moments in this movie, some moments where Tom Cruise didn't over-act or just stand there trying to look stoic or brooding, unfortunately those moments were few and far between. The one saving grace of the film was the powerful and magnetic performance by Ken Watanabe, who I seriously wanted to shag on first glance ( and that only happens ever so often - thrice daily :lol:). Ken plays the Samurai warriors' leader, Katsumoto, and he's so good it made putting up with all the headache-inducing glamor shots of Tom Cruise worth it. There were way too many shampoo commercials in this film as the directors seem to have fallen in love with Tom's hair and how it flows in the wind. In the end I had hoped to learn more about the ways of the Samurai instead of suffering through an idiot's guide narrated by Tommy. I felt robbed. If the editors/producers/directo r had spent more time focusing on the history and the Samurai way and why it was so powerful and important to preserve it, I would have come out of this movie filled with more emotion. Instead we just get told over and over again by Tommy's monotone narration that they are a beautiful and disciplined people then it's cut to glamor shot #232 of Tom meditating or Tom breathing hard or Tom reliving his demons or Tom staring intently at some distant object. Then there's the stylized action sequences. Mostly brilliant and well shot but sometimes the slow-motion gets a bit tiresome and you find yourself wishing you were watching Gladiator or Braveheart instead, so you could get your fix.
If Tom Cruise wins an Oscar for this role, I have to tell you that it will be the happiest day for him and the biggest disappointment of the year for me because I did not see this man stretch himself. To me he plays the character he has ALWAYS played: a man who is the best at what he does, falls from grace, faces a moral dilemma and must overcome great odds in the end ( see Top Gun, Days of Thunder, both Mission Impossibles, Vanilla Sky, Jerry MacGuire, The Firm, ....if you don't believe me).
Why this movie is bad and it's not just Tom's fault: 1. The writing is a bit cliche. Yes, it is a historical piece but every bit of dialogue in every scene is as predictable as my period and that's saying a lot. 2. The pacing is uneven and there are moments you wish to nod off. How many times do we need to see sequences of people staring knowingly at each other? 3. It's too long. It's only 2 hours and 30 minutes but the plot only warranted 1 hour and 45 minutes. 4. As Nig said to me, a movie about Samurai's should just have Japanese or asian actors in it. It should just be about them. There is no need to prove that white men can jump throughout the course of the film. :P 5. A stellar supporting cast goes for the most part under-utitlized. Tony Goldwyn's character is just a very bad man/Disney-style villain. No complexity what-so-ever.
And the number one no-no of the film:
6. Not enough time exploring Japanese culture.
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posted by: Arielle (reply)
post date: 12.06.03 (8:47 pm)
isnt that the * CRUISE* movie?
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.06.03 (9:15 pm)
Reply to: Arielle
Yes. I should have known better.
posted by: Arielle (reply)
post date: 12.06.03 (10:17 pm)
Reply to: dangerkitty
*gasp* did try and kill you again...lol
posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 12.08.03 (5:48 am)
Be strong Padawan, stay away from the Dark Cruise side.....ps I'm going to actually fire up that box I have in the corner, you know the one that has pretty piccies on it and lets me talk to you.......
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