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Stop peeing on my parade
03.18.05 (10:24 am)   [edit]
Welcome to the Diary of a Moody Black Woman:


Ever cook enough dinner for two people only to find that one person has eaten more than his share of the meal and can only come up with "I thought you ate already" as an excuse?

Ever walked into a store, picked up a skirt that you thought was your size only to find that you can't get the zip to close because your back fat is in the way?

Ever worn a pair of shoes to a wedding that were comfortable when you bought them but is now cutting off circulation to your little toes to the point that thoughts of little-digit amputation start flowing in your head?

Ever gotten to the bank at 5:56 pm on a Friday to find the security guard closing the door after letting in the person that was literally 10 seconds ahead of you?

Ever vacuum the carpet only to have your brother walk in from a muddy game of soccer and pivot 10 times assuring that whatever mud and dirt he brought in will be deeply absorbed by the carpet?

Ever wait 4 weeks to watch "Finding Neverland" on DVD only to find that your DVD is so scratched that the player freezes up every 10 frames and not on flattering angles of Johnny Depp?

Ever misread the nutrition label on a bag of popcorn only to realize that you've just consumed 800 calories instead of 80?

Ever had a small drop of whitening toothpaste bleach out a spot the size of a dollar coin on your favorite angora sweater?






 


posted by: sephorith (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (7:43 am)

nope *grins* but im feelin your pain.... no one deservers to be depp deprived!



posted by: SusanofPudlin (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (7:43 am)

Nat Nat Nat - I will endeavor to have my pal Claudia obtain Johnny's autograph for you. She is to be an extra in Pirates of the Caribbean, the sequal. Will that make you happy?



posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (7:50 am)

Are you having a tough day?



posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (8:37 am)

Wome of those things, I can relate!

With me it's not back fat though, it's ASS FAT! LOL



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (9:36 am)

Reply to: Roxgirl
*sings*
My buttshake is bigger than yours.





posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (9:37 am)

Reply to: jennirae269
Yes. Really bad sinus headache :(



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (9:37 am)

Reply to: SusanofPudlin
Yes, you make me so very happy!



posted by: jennirae269 (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (9:59 am)

Reply to: dangerkitty
Tylenol sinus...good stuff. And, I know this is hard, but try to be still until it goes away. Works for me. And gives me an excuse to be still for more than 5 minutes.



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (10:13 am)

Reply to: jennirae269
Funny enough, I think I have some of that in the cupboard somewhere. Thanks.



posted by: Roxgirl (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (12:41 pm)

Reply to: dangerkitty

Yeah, but the black men LOVE that!!!



posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 03.18.05 (2:54 pm)

i seem to cook for 2 and eat it all myself on occasion:) no excuses there. but the shoe thing i just dealt with that my lil tootsies are still hurtin. and it wasn't depp for me it it was keanu. I do know what you are saying. I thought it was just me, but now i know i'm not alone :)



posted by: CrazyBeautiful (reply)
post date: 03.19.05 (7:03 am)

ugh...I feel you.



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 03.24.05 (5:24 pm)

Crap, can you send/take the movie back? You HAVE to see it! I just got mine today at Walgreens! And can Susan get me an autograph from Johnny too???

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