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#99!
12.11.03 (8:07 pm)   [edit]
Man, someone made a huge mistake. Hope it doesn't get them fired. I'm #99 on the hotblogs list. Who would have thought? Thanks, Trina for pointing it out. Still don't feel deserving, but that doesn't mean that you, gentle reader, should stop reading. What's the record for shortest stay on the list? Hehehehe.

I'll try not to let it go to my head. Whoops! Too late.


My friend AE has a huge crush on this bloke named Peter O'Meara. Mal and I think his head is shaped like an old-fashioned TV-set. To make my point I wrote a poem to dear AE in the hopes that she would come to her senses.


Ode to A Microwave Head
(ripped off from John Keats)

No, no, go not to Peter, neither tryst
With microwave/TV-head, or for him pine;
Nor suffer thy poor friends to be miff'd
By Irish-cubic head and ruby cheeks so fine;
Make not your IM buddies pose queries,
Nor let The Beatle haired, nor the hot Rick be
Spurned by your mournful obsession, nor the dower cowl
A partner in your sordid reveries;
For frame to frame will irk me bitterly,
And pale my thoughts of bushybrow and weary my soul.

How is it, AE, that I like him not?
How came ye to love so priggish a mask?
Was it a silent deep disguised plot
To drool away, and leave undone the task
Of Rick's fansite? Ripe he is and needs a shower;
A capful of chlorine and colognes of fresh scents
To fight the stench. I dislike him less and less;
The weirdest thing, you like him more by the hour.
O why did ye not stick with Rick, use your sense
Update the site ! I expect nothing less.


O Epic shape! Forehead latitude to dread!
Yet with marvellous eyes strained in pensive thought
With arms like branches and skin so red;
Your silent admiration does make Mal overwrought,
As doth cramps from irritable bowels!
When old age shall this cube-head waste,
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other ho's,
Remember us, be a friend to Mal, to whom thou say'st
"Beauty is Peter, Peter beauty," - that is all
Ye know right now, and all ye wish to know.
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