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| The worst thing I've ever done |
| 12.12.03 (2:06 pm) [edit] |
I'll make this short. Well, short by my standards. If you want more details, I'll be glad to give them, but I am ashamed of my immature behavior. In my first year of grad school, I got the grand idea of breaking my friends in (i.e. letting them know that 1) I'm not sweet and innocent 2) I have a wicked sense of humor 3) Don't ever mess with me or make fun of people in wheelchairs!). So I picked Mr. Picky as my target. I made him believe that some girl in a wheelchair (who he had carelessly discarded after she gave him oral sex) was stalking him. The prank went on for a period of 3 months. Every two weeks or so I would leave him a note or something to let him know he was being observed. He totally freaked out. He wasn't scared enough to call the police or anything, but he was inclined to describe to his drinking buddies what it's like to do it in a wheelchair with the brakes released.
Then I sent my final note saying that she wanted to meet him and was coming to the department to meet him that afternoon and not to be scared as she had no intention of drugging him, kidnapping him and raping him. Yeah, I actually wrote that. He went nuts. He said his only comfort was that the elevator was broken and we were on the 4th floor. He still didn't want to call the police cuz he found the attention intoxicating and flattering. I will never understand men. It wasn't until the 4pm deadline was approaching that I began to feel guilty. Mr. Picky was agitated and pacing up and down the hall way. Finally he confessed to me that he was sh-t-scared. So I confessed to the whole thing. I asked Shagman to stand between us in case Mr. Picky tried to kill me. What happened next completely shocked me.
Mr. Picky congratulated me on pulling the most creative, spectacular, twisted and hysterical prank he had ever been a part of. He went around the office telling people how awesome and brilliant he thought I was. He printed the notes I sent to him and showed all his friends. "It's so authentic-like. She's so good." He emailed his family and friends said notes. I just remembered feeling utterly confused. I didn't sleep for a week. I was worried he was setting me up for a counter-prank. Later on he assured me that he would never do such a thing. He said he could never match the level of patience and planning. I began to think that either he's mentally ill or I'm mentally ill or we both need to get help. Still not sure which is the case. 5 years later Mr. Picky is still one of my good friends. And he has yet to get even with me.
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posted by: Sillygrrl3 (reply)
post date: 12.12.03 (11:10 am)
WOW!! I could NEVER in a million years pull that off! Either I would tell cause I couldn't keep the secret or I would NEVER tell cause I would be skared of the result! - Kara
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 12.12.03 (3:42 pm)
You'll have to do a lot worse than that to make me stop loving you!!! Don't ever change! Joolie xxx
posted by: billlyryan (reply)
post date: 12.12.03 (8:50 pm)
I like your blog! It always makes me laugh or smile! Remind me to never, ever, try to prank you. I ain't that good at it!
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.12.03 (8:55 pm)
Reply to: Sillygrrl3
Fortunately we were on the way to becoming good friends and so he was very forgiving.
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 12.12.03 (8:56 pm)
Reply to: billlyryan
Thanks! My prankster days are pretty much over (or so I'd like you to believe - mwahahahah).
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