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| Who is this Nat person? |
| 05.05.05 (2:37 pm) [edit] |
On a recent trip to Austin, I overheard one of my friends being asked this very question when I was standing right next to them. No, really. After introductions were made, I was asked to describe myself. I was feeling lazy so I said "chatty" and walked away to get a drink.
Hmmm...shall I talk about myself or the things I find interesting (which is essentially me talking about myself but in a less obviously self-centered way)? Anyway...
Who am I? I'm a somewhat educated television junkie with a penchant for exaggeration and fickleness when it comes to fantasy men. One week I'm in love with Viggo Mortensen, then I'm in love with Eric Bana. This week I like Hugh Laurie. Last week I loved him. I'm currently trying to lose the 30 lbs I gained at University and having a difficult time doing it. I joined a gym though, so we'll see. I'm between boyfriends at the moment and the downtime has lasted 10 times longer than the longest relationship I have ever had. I hate the following public figures: Tom Cruise (because he is faker than Pamela Anderson's tatas), Gwyneth Paltrow (because after she gave birth to Apple she acted like we should be so lucky that she didn't quit acting to stay home and raise her demonseed), Paris Hilton (that's a given, I know), Brad Pitt (because you don't cheat on Jennifer Anniston with skanky Angelina Jolie, you cheat on her with your agent's secretary like a normal celebrity), Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City is over - you're doomed, bi-otch, doomed!!), Orlando Bloom (nothing personal but I find his fans a little scary), John Travolta, Owen Wilson (who's nose looks like a circumsised penis) and David Spade (just because). Hmmm...I sound charming, right? Not quite.
What I'm doing right now? Well, in a few minutes after I finish typing up this stinking pile of words, I will settle down to another in a long line of Dean Koontz novels. Yes, I read that supermarket $7.99 generic thriller swill. Tonight's choice cut is Frankenstein Book One - The Prodigal Son. Before that I read From the Corner of His Eye which built up so much and then just failed to do anything for me at the end, despite my really really low expectations after reading The Face. I really don't know how many Koontzies I have read but it's probably more than the Surgeon General recommends for pregnant minds.
Who will I be dreaming about tonight? Surprising, it's Michael Rosenbaum. I want to shave my head and rub it against his like the Coneheads and see what happens. If that doesn't pan out, I think I'll crack open a bottle of Vat 69 and share it with Ron Livingston.
This made me laugh so hard, I had to change my underpants: The People vs. Arnold Vosloo
I know, you're like who is Arnold Vosloo? He's that bald guy from The Mummy with the mouth that can move mountains of sand. He's also ImhoTerro, er...I mean Habib Marwan from this season of 24. Anyway, some ex-fans of his got a little upset with his general lousy attitude towards his career and fans and launched this website. Be sure to read the guestbook/comments. The site is just a joke but some people took it way too seriously.
Hmmmm...I've written way more than I intended. Toodles.
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posted by: kreativekat (reply)
post date: 05.05.05 (2:31 pm)
Most of the ppl on your list i agree except brad and orlando. they are just yummy to look at.
posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 05.05.05 (3:33 pm)
HAAAHHAHAHAA I hate everybody you just mentioned, except Orlando (though I don't love him either). Just like you said, it's not him, it's those frickin fangirls..... However, Johnny Depp's fangirls are something evil to behold, also.
posted by: TheQuietOne2 (reply)
post date: 05.07.05 (7:11 pm)
I will never think of Owen Wilson's nose the same way again. LOL
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 05.08.05 (1:50 pm)
Reply to: TheQuietOne2
And if you're lucky, you'll never have to think of Owen Wilson' nose ever again,
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