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The Crotch-Soda Wars
05.26.05 (9:27 pm)   [edit]
You've probably noticed that I use the word 'crotch' alot. Some of you probably think if I had a boyfriend that I would use it less. You'd be wrong. Crotch is not just a place on Earth, it is a state of mind. To be in the crotch is to be in a tight, sweaty, sticky place emotionally or physically. Crotch is also an awesome curse word: "Sod off, you crab-infested crotch!"

If you think I'm obsessed with crotches, then you don't know Jack. Well, actually, you don't know Mal (who happens to be obsessed with Jack, Captain Jack Sparrow). Mal, a fellow blogger, uses the word crotch at least 2,327 times daily. One day she wrote crotch on a piece of paper and her Dad held it up to the back window of their car while they were on the freeway, completely confusing other motorists. This lead to me to believe that crotch can be abused. It is possible to become wear out the crotch. Fortunately, neither Mal not myself have reached that point yet. We're still honeymooning with the crotch.

Case in point - Mal's creations. (scroll over each image for a message from our sponsors)

For the extreme crotch-sniffer in you!

Happiness is one Crotch Away.

You've got the right one, baby!


And now the Crotch of the Month...(drum roll): Gerard Butler...

...proving that size may not matter but it sure makes it easier to get your point across.

He's all wet.

vantage point

Atilla, the Crotch

Photos Courtesy of Gerrygasm at LiveJournal.com.
10 apples, 4 peaches, 3 oranges, and one enormous banana.

 


posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 05.26.05 (6:43 pm)

There's just something about the word...I love it. How and why I stared making random graphics with the word CROTCH on them is beyond me, but I think the soda ones are the best!



posted by: dustyjumpwings (reply)
post date: 05.26.05 (6:44 pm)

Oh, and, I'm endlessly laughing at the last photo of Gerry ....omg.



posted by: Anne-Marie (reply)
post date: 05.28.05 (1:29 am)

Pretty pictures:)



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 05.28.05 (11:12 am)

He almost made watching Timeline bareable what with the blonde Keanu Reeves (Paul Walker) and all ruining it.... Joolie xxx



posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 05.28.05 (7:11 pm)

THANKS, I NEEDED THAT!



posted by: aesav23 (reply)
post date: 06.02.05 (8:34 am)

::singing:: They say in heaven, pants come first, oooooh, crotch is not a place on Earth...

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