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| Naughty or Nice? |
| 12.15.03 (3:02 pm) [edit] |
Well, I guess it's time to take stock of the past year and figure out whether or not I am a better person that I was this time last year. I'm tempted to say the same without doing too much soul searching because I might not like what I find. So let's get the scale out and see how things stack up.
Naughty:
1. Didn't double check my tax return
2. Ate Dulce de Leche ice-cream for dinner everyday for a week
3. Deliberately avoided answering my Uncle's 6:00 am phone calls and then lied that I was in the shower when he called.
4. Lied about sex (I do not wish to elaborate).
5. Paid for one movie at the cineplex but saw two instead (x 2)
6. Told a girl her hair looked pretty when I really thought she looked like she had a dried up skunk on her head
7. Did not call my brother Car as often as I had promised
8. Yelled at my other brother Bud and made him sound like a complete tosser on my blog when he's really just a nice guy who makes mistakes like everybody else.
9. Lied to my mother about dating so she would get off my back
10.Lied about going to church so my Mom would get off my back
11.Fantasized about unavailable men and the demise of their current relationships
12.Wore a bra one size too small to enhance my cleavage and pretended that it wasn't cutting off circulation to my brain
13.Lost my temper too many times to count.
14.Swore
15.Got pissed (whoops! swore again)
16.Failed to play a successful and rewarding prank on AE
Nice:
1. Donated clothes and money to various charities and was not super-stingy with tithing as in previous years
2. Baked cookies for people from scratch
3. Helped an old lady who had fallen and couldn't get up
4. Helped an old friend get it up
5. Made a whole bunch of new friends
6. Brushed my teeth twice daily - got a perfect write up from the dentist
7. Went to Walmart 20 times in 2 weeks with Ju and P and did not complain - Giantsfan says that qualifies me for sainthood.
8. Apologized when I was wrong instead of blame-shifting and bringing up others' mistakes.
9. Nominated someone in the office for "What Not to Wear"
10.Quit drinking caffeine
11.Ate asparagus and broccoli twice weekly
12.Went on a date with a guy with bird crap on his head and man-boobs
13.Bought Christmas gifts for all of my friends knowing that I'd get nothing in return
14.Haven't tried to kill Giantsfan since moving into this office.
15.Kept at least 51% of my promises
16.Tutored a student for $5/hour less than the going rate (and not just because he looks like Colin Farrell).
I struggled to compose the nice list (48 minutes) while the naughty took me 2 minutes to come up with - I'm screwed. Lots of coal in my stockings this year.
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posted by: gfak40 (reply)
post date: 12.15.03 (12:27 pm)
Oh man, I love it...another list! Why do I get the feeling that I will labor with my "good" list too...
posted by: lynne (reply)
post date: 12.15.03 (1:08 pm)
I love your lists. I think you should add: "Provided endless entertainment and good reading to TIK" I will leave it up to you to decide if that belongs on the naughty list or the nice list. :)
posted by: Ladyblog (reply)
post date: 12.16.03 (12:40 pm)
I agree with Lynne, your blog alone should get you bonus points in the nice department
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 12.17.03 (6:14 am)
And you said you liked going to Walmart.... Joolie xxx
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