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| You're so vain! |
| 12.16.03 (3:42 pm) [edit] |
You probably think this blog is about you! And you'd be right, damn it! Hate it when you're right.
You know who you are. You're that guy with that blog, always talking about how bad your life is and how everybody else around you is stupid or doesn't get you and how some day they'll realize their mistakes and make you king of the universe and circumcise their sons in your temple blah blah blah.
Don't act like you haven't thought about it!! Don't act like you've never fantasized about a threesome!! Yes, you! The guy with those pants and that shirt with those buttons and the collar. You own a jacket and a tie. You have 10 fingers and 10 toes. You eat cereal in the morning. I know you! I see right through you! You and your laptop/PC/cellphone/palm pilot/X-Box/PS2/DVD player. I'm talking about you. I'm gonna tell your secrets to the world!! I'm gonna tell everybody how you were born of a woman and that you grew taller as you got older and how your voice changed in your teens and how you have chest hair and hair under your armpits!! I'll tell it all!
I'm gonna tell everybody how your breath stinks first thing in the morning, how you fart when you're alone, how you drink straight from the milk carton, how you scratch yourself, how you pee standing up, how you hate razor burn,....
I could go on!! And I will, just you wait and see.
Hehehehe.
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posted by: gfak40 (reply)
post date: 12.17.03 (4:01 am)
Wow...and I though *I* had some whacked-out posts...I love this!
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