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| The Worst of 2003 |
| 01.14.04 (10:28 am) [edit] |
Well I was going to do a "best of" list but then everybody and their wet baboon is doing one so I decided not to be very different and do this instead. How unimaginative of me, really. I've chosen 3 categories - 3 things that I think I know enough about (it's a shame - downright pitiful, really) - Movies, Television and Unrelenting Media Coverage about things we really shouldn't care about but we are being programmed to care about. You'll see what I mean in a minute.
First off, Movies:
1. Cold Mountain - please, please, please don't kill me. Send your hate mail to natblog@hotmail.com. "Cuuum back to me. Cuuuum back to me...That is my requeh-est." AE said that Nicole's and Renee's faltering accents were not the worst things about this epic disaster. There was the gratuitous sex scenes. I get the feeling that we're all sick of seeing Phillip Seymour Hoffman naked (he's a fantastic actor, mind you). I'm still flabbergasted at the 13 Golden Globe nominations. I guess Nicole can do no wrong. I put this on the list for AE and for all those poor souls who suffered through this film.
2. Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat - Mike Myers on any other day is a comic genius. Here, he's just regurgitating ghosts of characters past. Dakota Fanning is too freakin' intelligent for her own good. Hate it when a cute kid goes Hollywood. Just hate it.
3. The Matrix - whether it's Reloaded or Revolutions, it made me sick. Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick with disappointment.
4. Scary Movie 3 - no explanation needed.
5. Duplex - what a complete waste of good talent (Drew Barrymore and Ben Stiller)
Best: Lost in Translation, The Station Agent, Pirates of the Caribbean (for Mal!!), American Splendor, Mystic River (see, I lied to ya Jon!).
Television. Talk about dead air space.
1. Joe Millionaire 2 - did we really need a sequel?
2. America's Next Top Model - here is one reality show that I just can't bring myself to watch and that's saying alot.
3. I Married MC Hammer - yes, this is an actual TV show on VH1.
Best: Resident Life, The Office, CSI
Unrelenting Media Coverage about things we really shouldn't care about but we are being programmed to care about:
1. Ben and Jenny (from the block) - I don't want to hear another word about their wedding plans
2. Howard Dean and the just how tiny Vermont is - can we please find a new insult?
3. Paris Hilton - her skanty/skanky clothes, The Simple Life, the dozens of email offers to buy her sex tape ...lead me to make the understatement of the year: Paris is over-exposed.
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posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 01.14.04 (7:37 am)
But, but I rely on your taste in tv programmes as to whether or not I watch them! Shallow - moi? Never!!! Joolie xx
posted by: drXor (reply)
post date: 01.15.04 (11:26 am)
who is your favourite tv on tv?
posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 01.15.04 (11:45 am)
Reply to: drXor
My favorite what?
posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 01.17.04 (3:20 am)
Hahaha, don't get me started! Nat introduced me to the delights of CSI and now I'm hooked! Other stuff I did manage to find by myself though lol Joolie xxx
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