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Happy Birthday Rant
01.16.04 (3:59 pm)   [edit]
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my birthday. I'm old like you now."

Gee thanks. Well, I'm not sure how to honor my friend AE on her birthday. I figured I'd describe her finer attributes and stuff but that would be boring. I mean, this woman is ALWAYS right. Well, there was this one time she made a mistake but on that same day there was an earthquake in Iran. Coincidence? I think not.

Spoke to AE today and she went on one of her infamous in-your-face, F__k-me-Freddy rants. She inspired me to list the top 10 things that I think irritate her. So here we go:


1. People who use people.

2. People who lie.

3. The level of importance given to people who pretend to be other people (actors) for a living.

4. The fact that cute little kittens grow upand lie around and poop in your favorite pair of sneakers.

5. Married people who constantly judge single people as failures in some respect.

6. People who take 3 weeks to answer a bleedin' email. Wait, I think I'm projecting.

7. Tom Cruise's fake-ass chuckle. Die Tom! Die!!

8. Men who can't hold up their end of the conversation. She likes them chatty chatty chatty.

9. Bone-thin women who declare that they don't exercise and can eat whatever they want. L-ho! You know who you are, BIOTCH!!!

10. People believing in propoganda, without ever trying to discover the truth on their own.

Well there you have it. Happy Birthday Dear AE!!!


AE's non-self-portrait provided by AESav Designs Inc., a subsidiary of Kiss-My-Bender-You-Comple te-F__keroo Enterprises.



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