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Colin Farrell Interview
01.30.04 (7:18 pm)   [edit]
So in my fantasy I went on the set of Alexander to chat up Colin Farrell who was in the costume department having his toga adjusted. Colin spoke so fast in his thick Irish accent that he might as well have been speaking Latin. So this is the jist of our conversation and what I think he was saying or trying to say in Latin.


Nat: Hi Colin. I just want to ask you a few questions. Is that alright?

Colin: Habe patientiam mecum, quia ursus pusilli ingenii sum verba difficilia fastidio
Translation - "Be patient with me, for I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me."

Nat: No problem, I'll keep things short and sweet. When you meet a woman, what is the first thing she usually says to you?

Colin: Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre
Translation - "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me"

Nat: Haha. I see your still in character, Colin. Very good. How do you like it here so far?

Colin: Hic ego puellas multas futui
Translation - "Here I f**ked many girls"

Nat: Good for you. What are my chances then?

Colin: Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus
Translation - "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Nat: So that's a no then?

The interview ended abruptly when security came to escort me off the set.

Stay tuned for more celebrity interviews in Latin.

Latin and translations provided by AE.


 


posted by: Mallory (reply)
post date: 01.30.04 (9:22 pm)

I loved it Nat! Your brand of humor is fine :D
(this is the first time I've posted here!)



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 01.30.04 (9:22 pm)

Reply to: Mallory
Thanks Mal, sweetie!!



posted by: Rawk (reply)
post date: 01.30.04 (9:26 pm)

I read this earlier ... and found it funny as hell ... but was hurt when you came on tblurt and said you interviewed a celeb .. and it wasn't me ...

:P i'm kidding .. i loved it .. laughed for along time .. i wanna see an interview with brad pitt next please :P



posted by: dangerkitty (reply)
post date: 01.30.04 (9:28 pm)

Reply to: Rawk
I'm trying to sneak on the set of "Troy". We'll see if I can corner Mr. Jennifer Annistion.



posted by: Squeee (reply)
post date: 01.30.04 (10:20 pm)

lol that made meh laugh and stop crying XP you rock Nat XD
-Squee-



posted by: TarantuLady (reply)
post date: 01.31.04 (10:00 am)

Carpe penii



posted by: Joolie (reply)
post date: 01.31.04 (10:24 am)

You know he's making his way through every woman in the world, hope me, you and A-M aren't too far down on the list! love ya! Joolie xxx

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